darknovel Chapter 1 Bathing in the Moonlight
Chapter 1 Bathing in the Moonlight
Chapter 1 Bathing in the Moonlight
The silver-white moonlight shines on an aisle in a residential area in Longzhou City, as if Chang'e's white and tender hands are gently stroking the aisle. It is extremely soft and comfortable, revealing the looming haze everywhere beautiful artistic conception.
At this time, this kind of place is the most suitable for falling in love.
Sure enough, under the hazy moonlight, a bronze-colored body appeared indistinctly in the aisle.
This body is bent over, resting its chin on one hand, and resting its elbows on its knees, just standing there like a thinker, so focused, so lost in thought.
Was he missing his lover?
Or are you imagining a bright future for him and his lover?
Suddenly, there was a strong wind, thunder and lightning, and the downpour was even more pouring down.
Under the fourfold bombardment of wind, rain, thunder and lightning, this body finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He raised his head and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and shouted: "Hey! The one upstairs, where did you pour the water for washing your feet? Do you know that it has already been poured on me? Splash water everywhere! You think you are the god of rain Do you have a sense of public morality?"
Then, he shifted his gaze again, moved from upstairs to downstairs, and shouted sharply: "There is also this one on the first floor, who knows that I don't wear much clothes, why is your electric fan turned on so loudly? You still blow on me, you Do you know that I'm cold? Are you trying to catch me? Do you have a conscience?"
Then, he turned his head and looked to the other side, and asked loudly: "And you, why are you knocking on a rice bowl when you are full? The knocking is louder than thunder! Are you trying to show off that you just ate abalone and lobster?" ? Do you have abalone and lobster to eat? Small sample! Don't be too vanity!"
Finally, he straightened his head and looked forward: "And the guy in front of you, what's going on with you holding a flashlight and dangling it on me? It dazzled me. You thought you were the Flash?" ……?"
Huh?
This body suddenly realized that the person holding the flashlight in front was actually wearing a helmet?
No, it's a police cap.
At this time, the man in the police hat in front spoke: "Hello, sir! I am a policeman. Someone called the police and reported that there was an exhibitionist here, causing extreme discomfort to the neighbors. That exhibitionist is you. Bar?"
As soon as the police finished speaking, they heard almost unanimous voices from many residents' houses in all directions.
"It's him!"
"It's him!"
"it's him!"
……
The body justified: "Uncle policeman, I'm not exposed, don't you see? I'm also wearing a pair of red underwear...?"
"You can't even wear red underwear. Someone called the police."
"Is it illegal to wear red underwear? This is my birth year!"
"Stop making excuses, come back to the police station with me first."
……
Walking out of the police station, wearing the casual clothes that the police uncle forced on him, Long Xiaotian just wanted to scold his mother!
"Banana, you Bara! What god-level sign-in system is simply a cheating system. Is there a sign-in method like yours? Bare body and bathe in the moonlight! You bathe one and show me!"
At this time, a beating character appeared in Long Xiaotian's mind: "The system is just making a weak suggestion. As for how to do it, that is up to you as the host."
"System, you've done such a good job, I'm speechless. You are indeed a god-level sign-in system!"
In other words, Long Xiaotian has spent 26 years in this parallel world similar to the earth, and has always lived a life like a dick.
That is, yesterday, when luck suddenly fell, this god-level sign-in system appeared in his mind, saying that sign-in would reward a Bugatti luxury sports car.
Banana you Barra!It turned out to be a Bugatti luxury sports car!
Apple you durian!It turned out to be a Bugatti luxury sports car worth tens of millions!
Long Xiaotian used to be able to only watch from a distance, never touched it up close, he didn't dare to touch it because he was afraid of scratches and would not be able to pay for it!
Also, Long Xiaotian just passed his driver's license test.
After getting a driver's license, if the first car you drive is a luxury sports car Bugatti, such a good thing will make you laugh in your dreams!
And what was so lucky was that the system actually said that one would be rewarded for signing in, and Long Xiaotian of course immediately agreed to bind it.
Who knew that after binding the system, the way to sign in was to bathe in the moonlight naked, and the location was in the corridor of a residential area in Longzhou City.
Long Xiaotian was dumbfounded at the time.
However, in the end he could not resist the temptation of Bugatti.
"I have signed in according to the prescribed method, so where is my Bugatti?" Long Xiaotian asked with a dark face.
System: "Withdraw in half an hour."
"Other people's systems reward you as soon as you sign in, but mine was already signed in last night, and then I squatted in the police station all night. It is already early in the morning. After such a long time, I have to wait for half an hour. Cash can only be withdrawn later? It seems that my family’s system is most likely not a pro-system! It can’t be produced by the old Wang next door, right?” Long Xiaotian was seriously suspicious.
system:"……"
"Forget it, as long as you can withdraw cash."
Long Xiaotian didn't want to argue with the system anymore, because the system would be silent when he argued. He still has important things to do today, and today is the big day for his 1st marriage proposal.
Long Xiaotian looked up to the east, the morning light was gray and the sun had not yet risen from the east.
Fortunately, there is still time, Long Xiaotian promised his goddess A-Zhen that he would definitely propose to A-Zhen when the sun just rose.
It seems that there is no time to go home and change clothes, but I still have to buy roses.
……
On a flower market street in Longzhou City, because it was too early, many shops were not open, but there were still some hardworking shopkeepers.
Sure enough, after a few steps of shopping, Long Xiaotian saw that the door of a shop had been opened, and the four characters "Happiness Flower Shop" were written on the plaque above the shop door.
"That's it."
Long Xiaotian lifted his foot and walked in.
A female shop assistant with a bumpy figure greeted her with a smile.
The female shop assistant's black hair in a ponytail has a pretty face, and if she passes it through the live broadcast beauty filter, it will be so beautiful.
She was wearing a red overalls, and the bright red tight-fitting overalls completely set off the graceful figure of the female shop assistant.
Clothes really make a person, and beauty depends on beautiful clothes!
Raising his eyes to glance at the female shop assistant, Long Xiaotian couldn't help swallowing, and couldn't take his eyes off.
Long Xiaotian sighed.
well!It seems that it is all caused by being single, but in fact, I am usually quite pure.
"Excuse me, is there anything I can help you with?" The female clerk met Long Xiaotian's fiery eyes, showing a standard customer is God's smile.
It's really a smile to solve a thousand worries, a smile to steal people's hearts!
The female clerk's smile fully reflected the quality of the clerk, and it also hooked Long Xiaotian's soul out of the sky.
"I want to buy roses." Long Xiaotian swallowed another mouthful of saliva and said, suppressing his still beating heart.
"Please come with me."
The female clerk brought Long Xiaotian to the rose area.
Looking at all kinds of roses, Long Xiaotian felt that the random flowers were gradually becoming charming: "Which one should I buy?"
"May I ask you to use roses to..."
"Today is my 1st proposal." Long Xiaotian said.
"One and one proposal!"
The female clerk resisted showing a groggy smile, and still maintained the professional smile of the waiter, and said in a professional tone: "Then I suggest you buy this kind of pink roses, and one hundred and one roses are the most suitable gone."
"One hundred and one flowers? So many! Is there anything special about it?" Long Xiaotian frowned.
In fact, not to mention one hundred and one flowers, Long Xiaotian really wanted to buy one thousand and one flowers to show courteousness to the beautiful female shop assistant, but his pockets were empty!
"In addition to expressing your one and one marriage proposal, one hundred and one flowers has a more important meaning, that is, one of the one hundred and one represents you, and the other represents your girlfriend. Zero represents the sea, and you and your girlfriend are across the sea, which means that you miss your girlfriend as deeply as the sea." The female shop assistant explained to Long Xiaotian with the light of wisdom shining on her pretty face.
"Really? I didn't expect it to be so meaningful!" Long Xiaotian exclaimed.
"Then I'll pack it for you?"
"The bag must be wrapped, but not one hundred and one flowers, but two flowers."
"Only two?" The female shop assistant showed surprise on her face.
"Yes." Long Xiaotian said: "Didn't you say that one represents me, the other one represents my girlfriend, and zero represents the sea? I think it's better to remove the zero that represents the sea."
"The zero that represents the sea can express your longing. Why do you want to remove it?" The female shop assistant looked suspicious.
"Alas..." Long Xiaotian sighed, with a touch of sadness revealed in his deep eyes, and said: "Because the longing for the two places is too tormented, it's better to be together directly."
(End of this chapter)