darknovel Chapter 32 From 2 Ha's Counterattack
Chapter 32 From 2 Ha's Counterattack
Xiao Zaizai once heard a saying called "Six Degrees of Separation Theory", the core content of which is: there will be no more than five people between you and any stranger.
That is to say, you can get to know any stranger through at most five people, no matter what country, race, or skin color the other person is in.
Even though he didn't know if this theory could be applied to the cultivation world, Xiao Zai Zai decided to try it out, after all, he himself was blocked by his ex-fiancée!
But if he wants to try again, he must first get rid of the predicament at this time. The current little cub, weak, pitiful, and helpless, is being stared at by a bull...
Xiao Zai Zai silently took out a kitchen knife, the knife surface reflected silver light in the dark night, Niu Erha's ears trembled, and his eyes sharpened!Great, you got Nest's attention!
Seeing that one plan failed, Xiao Zaizai made another plan. This time he took out a bundle of strong adhesive tape. Niu Erha didn't understand, so he watched his movements...
Seeing him take out another hood facing away from him, Niu Erha tilted his head hesitantly?
Xiao Zaizai kept peeking at Niu Erha's expression from the corner of his eye. Seeing it like this, he couldn't help feeling proud with his hands on his hips. Then, Xiao Zaizai gave the system a look.
Tong Dad, who quickly got the meaning in Zai's eyes, played a 100% tacit understanding.
He quickly pressed the cub on the bed, and fixed his hands and feet on the bed with strong tape, and finally placed it in the shape of "big".
After finishing all this, the system put the fully simulated Erha headgear on Zai Zai's head, completing the final process.
The system looked at Niu Erha with a grinning grin, got up and changed positions, and fully exposed Erha's head and Xiao Zaizai, who were firmly fixed on the bed, in front of Niu Erha...
Niu Erha stared round his eyes!
Niu Erha was terrified!
Niu Erha whined for a while, mooed for a while, backed away with tears in his eyes, backed up, and accidentally fell off the bed...
The system thought it would run out of the bamboo building, but it didn't expect that Niu Erha, who had just been frightened, retreated into the corner of the wall, leaning against the mirror of Xiao Zai Zai's clothes, as if preparing to take pity on himself, and then...
Then he turned his head and saw another Niu Erha in the mirror...
What the hell is this tm?When did this thing show up?Why are you so ugly!Scared to death!
Niu Erha widened his eyes again, rolled on the ground, howled in terror, and ran towards his master!
Speechlessly, Xiao Zai Zai shook off the tape with his spiritual power, took off his headgear, and hugged Niu Erha who was rushing towards him!
Xiao Zai Zai looked at the sky speechlessly: This year's Erha is really difficult to lead!
Niu Erha sobbed silently: This year's master is really hard to serve!
The system forcibly inserts additional scenes, takes screenshots, and makes emoticons!
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The next morning, Xiao Zai Zai got up quietly and went to the etiquette class with his friends.
Fairy Hongling, who teaches the etiquette class, is a very gentle nun, and all the disciples love this one very much!
You know, in the world of comprehension, female cultivators really cannot be messed with.
You never know how many cows they can kill with their delicate and weak fists, and how many combos they have devised to kill people without staining their clothes.
I don't even know how many sisters are standing behind the female cultivator you casually teased...
In front of these female cultivators in the comprehension world, many bigwigs have said:
Hahaha, we are nothing, no no no, we are!We are all brothers!
Under such a great environment, the younger disciples are naturally well-educated, and they have learned under the guidance of their elders:
Facing the tough female cultivators, you must be in awe, look forward to it, and achieve unity inside and outside!
In the face of gentle female cultivators, you must show reverence, be vigilant in your heart, and be unrelenting!
However, facing Fairy Hongling, who is gentle in appearance and equally gentle in words and deeds, all the young disciples from the opera elite class, you push me, I push you, and said with a smile: We are also younger brothers!
The kind with a gentle sister!
Is the cub Aotian an exception?Absolutely not!After all, he also has an older sister, the kind who will let ghosts scare little friends to cry!
After class, Xiao Zai Zai laughed and went back to the bamboo building with his friends, but what he saw was an angry Niu Erha.
The kind that can't be coaxed well...
What else can Xiao Zai Zai do, he can only step forward to touch his head and paws...
Huang Feifei smiled and leaned forward: "Hehe, is Erha angry? Come on, let me tell you a gossip..."
Xiao Xuanyi grabbed Huang Feifei by the collar of his neck and dragged him away, leaving behind a helpless little cub.
Xiao Zai Zai: "Tong! Help me, Tong!"
The system began to search for Erha related information in the plug-in library, all of which were "how to prevent Erha from demolishing the house", "pay attention to Erha's mental health: it sometimes thinks it is a cat", "life has finally dealt with this mentally retarded person"...
Searching through the plug-in library, there is no one that introduces how to coax Erha.
After expanding the scope of the search, I only found relevant replies in one forum, and the one with the most likes was read to Zai Zai by the system: "There is nothing Erha that cannot be coaxed back with one meal. If not, it will be two meals !"
Cub Zai: ...
The next process is as follows:
The first feeding, Erha ate it angrily, wiped his mouth, frowned and looked at the sky...
The second feeding, Erha reluctantly couldn't eat it, rubbed his mouth, and the hair on his forehead formed a "Chuan" character...
The third feeding, looking at Erha's little eyes floating over, the little cub...
Xiao Zaizai took out the kitchen knife and the fully simulated Erha headgear from last night again, put the kitchen knife on the top of the headgear, and looked at the tomato that was accidentally brought out...
Xiao Zai Zai: Very good, this is my stepfather sending me a reminder to come to Liao!
He slapped the tomato on the knife! "噗嗤" the juice flowed sideways, and part of the juice flowed along the knife surface to Erha's hood.
Niu Erha opened his mouth and stared, looking at the "head" covered in "blood", it "woo" and "moo" again, and began to sob softly!
too difficult!too difficult!Being a baby is so hard!Am I not a baby!Why am I going through all this!woo woo woo...
Xiao Zaizai looked at Niu Erha who was "hugging and crying" with a blank expression on his face. Which Erha looked at himself like an enemy in the middle of the night!Which Erha is so arrogant and coquettish begging for a hug!Which Erha cheated on eating, drinking and acting!
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In the afternoon of this day, Xiao Zai Zai had to carry his "paralyzed" coquettish cow "son" to go to class.
It can only be said that children who can cry have candy to eat, and Erha who can cry is petted. Fortunately, this class is a class of spirit beasts, and pets are allowed.
With a rigorous academic attitude, the cub Long Aotian consulted Senior Brother Luosu in advance.
Exclusive Nanny Brother Luo Su said: Bring it, take it wherever you want!Teachers who teach about spirit beasts will never think there are too many beasts!
The rest assured little boy dragged Niu Erha with his fat claws. However, although the usual Niu Erha is not tall enough, it is definitely long enough. At this moment, it is lying on Xiao Zaizai's back, and its hind legs can touch the ground , however it does not!
Niu Erha said: Today I must be a baby, and I must hang on my master!
The Niu Erha hanging on Zai Zai looks like a super giant pendant. The long hair completely covers the little Zai Zai. From the back, only the two short legs of the little Zai Zai can be seen...
The other five people in the six-member team squatted in front of the bamboo building to eat melons.
In this posture, they watched the little cub toss about with his short legs, but no matter how much he tossed, he still didn't get out of the defensive formation of the bamboo building.
What can Xiao Zai Zai do, Xiao Zai Zai is also very helpless!
Niu Erha has always used the trauma of his heart as an excuse, humming and acting like a baby, while acting like a baby, while rubbing his head against his cheeks, the long hair covered his face, and his vision was completely blocked!
Xiao Zai Zai: "Are you really not considering getting smaller?"
When Niu Erha heard this, he immediately placed the head on the neck of the cub on the top of the cub's head, and used the top of the owner's head to prop up his noble chin.
Niu Erha: Niu has regressed like this, don't ask too much!
Xiao Zai Zai: Very good!From eye-blocking, plush, big pendant, to irregular, eye-catching, white bangs...
Fortunately, it was out of the way. As Xiao Zai Zai pulled Niu's hind legs, Niu Erha turned his head, and his eyes happened to meet the melon-eating five. Immediately afterwards, they heard Xiao Zai Zai's call.
Five people: Very good, it is a double spring that cooperates very tacitly!
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The new course was set in Luansheng Forest. A senior who claimed to be a teaching assistant led a group of their young disciples to the open grass.
Standing in front of the verdant giant tree, the monk dressed in green clothes and standing with his hands behind his back, after hearing the chirping voices of the young disciples, he slowly turned around, faced the crowd, and smiled...
The young disciples' eyes lit up: Wow!
The little disciples excitedly pulled the people around them with their hands: "Look!"There are big beauties!
Chu Huai covered his mouth with a half-closed fan, and said to his friends: "It's Zhenjun Kunyue, the top ten beauties in the cultivation world!"
The little friends nodded in amazement, and Xiao Zai Zai couldn't help but tugged on the sleeves of the person next to him, but his eyes didn't leave Zhenjun Kunyue!
Xiao Zai Zai: Great beauty!Excited.jpg
The innocence of being tightly pulled by the sleeve: flushed cheeks, helpless.jpg
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In another sect, a pair of young boys and girls are also discussing the issue of "beauties".
Under the flower tree, the little girl opened a pair of bright eyes, smiled and looked at the young boy opposite and asked, "Do you think the Venerable Shuangyun who has already ascended is more beautiful, or the Zhenjun Kunyue from the Bajing Palace is more beautiful? "
The young boy standing with the sword hesitated for a moment, then replied seriously: "Shouldn't you be added?"
The little girl laughed wildly in her heart!You know it well, boy!
Even though her heart was full of deer, the little girl still held her airs quite well, and she said with an expression of "beauty has been discovered again, I really can't help it", "Since you strongly request, let's add it..."
Looking at the little girl with erratic eyes, the young boy said sincerely: "It should be Venerable Shuangyun who is more beautiful..."
The little girl Murong Feiyu's eyes widened:! ! !
Everyone who looked at this place from a distance laughed heartily. Children always think that there is a secret between them, but they never know how many people are watching them...
Duyi Zhenjun: What about you, stop watching! 2998 people, with countless beasts!
The author has something to say: Woohoo, what kind of little angels are you!
Is it a six-winged one?
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Sorry for not replying to everyone on the eve of the website opening.
As for the reason, it is obvious that this is a product that travels around during the day and makes up for it at night!
Three days before the opening of the station, I bravely locked myself in a small dark room, day and night!
Well, the sauce has been boiled for a few days.
I didn’t reply to everyone during the period, don’t mind haha~
In fact, there are a lot of things I want to say, but my head is full of flying words~ I can’t think of Liao for the time being!I can only think about it later~ I love you and thank you for the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
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