Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Chapter 143 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 10

The two men and one woman who took the lead, the tall and burly man and the strong and heroic woman are brothers and sisters, and the other middle-aged man who looks like a Maitreya Buddha is their sworn brother.

They saw a pair of beautiful boys with outstanding looks from a distance.Normally, this kind of person who can be known as a poor ghost at a glance, they don't even look at it.However, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer look so good-looking!

Looking at the entire rivers and lakes, they can be counted with their two hands.

As bandits, starting a family is a difficult task, especially the brothers and sisters of the second and third masters have very high vision and are extremely picky.If they don't find their destined love, they would rather be single than make do with it.

No, God took pity on them when they were single in their twenties, and sent a pair of beautiful boys to solve the life-long affairs of their brother and sister!

"Second brother, I like the unrestrained young man in the back, don't fight me."

The second elder brother stared at the beautiful young man in front of him with bright eyes, and recited the words in the "Book of Songs" politely: "There are bandits and gentlemen, they are as sharp as they are sharpened, and they are as sharp as they are polished."

The head of the family laughed, and said: "Second brother and third sister finally met the person they like, we brothers must do our best to make you embrace the beauty."

Then, with a wave of his hand, he shouted: "Brothers, go!"

A group of people filed out and surrounded the two beautiful boys riding on brown horses like making dumplings.

Xiao Yu'er looked down at the gang of thieves, leaned into Jiang Yulang's ear with a confused face, and whispered: "Look at their eyes shining, as if we are some big fat sheep, so strange."

Jiang Yulang noticed the obsessive eyes of the second master staring at Xiao Yu'er, and joked: "Maybe they have taken a fancy to your beauty."

Not only did Xiao Yuer not feel that Jiang Yulang was joking, but she thought her words were very likely, especially when she saw the second leader's fiery eyes and obsessive expression on the verge of tears, she immediately frowned.

"Alas." Xiao Yu'er touched her pretty face, and said distressedly, "It's all because I'm too charming and worrying about people!"

Xiao Yu'er knows that he is very charming, but he really doesn't want such "good luck".

Jiang Yulang barely looked at the narcissistic young man behind him, and caught a glimpse of a hot and sticky gaze from the corner of his eye. Her scalp was numb, and she leaned into Xiao Yu'er's arms, whispering: "Are we friends?"

Xiao Yu'er stroked his chin and thought for a while, then said, "It doesn't count."

Jiang Yulang turned his head and stared at the other party.

Xiao Yu'er laughed casually and said: "We are close friends who share weal and woe with deep affection. The word "friends" can't describe our close relationship."

Jiang Yulang looked pale, and said, "I'm relieved now, you can choose quickly."

Xiao Yu'er asked, "What do you choose?"

Jiang Yulang said, "My target."

"Where is it?" Xiao Yu'er looked around.

"Hey." Jiang Yulang pointed to the woman in the lead, and said, "They all seem to be interested in you, so you can just pick the one you like."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Good job you Jiang Yulang, it's a pity that I treat you as a friend, but you framed me like this!

The head patted his stomach. His stomach was very big, as if hiding a big watermelon inside. As he patted, his stomach made a dull sound.But seeing the corner of his mouth grinning, he grinned and said: "This little brother is right, you must choose someone who is pleasing to the eye."

The third master was crazy about Xiao Yu'er for a long time, and after hearing this, he looked at the young man who was picked up by her in front of Xiao Yu'er, and then discovered the new continent.Taking a closer look, this little fair face is unexpectedly beautiful, prettier than her favorite vase.So, he stared at Jiang Yulang with amazement again.

Erdangjia poked his sister indiscriminately, and reminded her: "You said, you fell in love with the scarred boy in the back, let me in the front."

Although he is a bandit, brothers and friends are still needed.

The third family thought hard for a long time, and finally came up with a good solution, "Beng said whether to let it go, what do we brothers and sisters do between you and me, good things can be shared together."

The second master hesitated and said: "This is not good. We are not the kind of people who can't marry a daughter-in-law and can only make do with a few brothers and a daughter-in-law..."

The third master interrupted: "Aren't two daughters-in-law better than one?"

The second leader thought for a long time, and was finally convinced by his sister's logic, and said, "You are right."

Jiang Yulang: "..."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Share Nima!Damn it!

Xiao Yu'er said: "What kind of wife do you marry, I'm a man."

The third master said: "My elder brother just likes men."

Xiao Yu'er's face darkened, it was the first time in his life that he met a gay man, and he was still so vulgar, it was creepy to think about it.

Jiang Yulang was overjoyed at first, and wanted to raise his hand to say that he was a woman, but his eyes fell on the bandits around him, and he quickly dismissed the idea.Even the head of the family didn't marry a wife, and the bandits under him might all be bachelors.If the identity of the woman is revealed, it is not two people sharing her, but a group!

Jiang Yulang silently withdrew his little hand in fright.

Xiao Yu'er held the rein of the horse with one hand, pointed at his handsome face with the other, and said, "See the scar on my face, can you say that?"

The third family put their hands on their hips and said nonchalantly: "It's not that you are a lady, what do you care about being poor? It's normal for a man to have scars. My brother still has a birthmark on his face!"

Xiao Yu'er looked at the second head, there was indeed a red birthmark the size of a fingernail on his forehead, which was one of the reasons why he hadn't found a match so far.Erdangjia was also tempted, but the girl saw that he had a birthmark on his face, so she didn't take a fancy to him.

Jiang Yulang looked at this scene, lowered his head and snickered, she was in Xiao Yuer's arms, Xiao Yuer couldn't see her snickering, but he could feel it.

The so-called dead friends don't die poor people, Xiao Yu'er argued hard to get rid of the fate of being shared.So he pointed at Jiang Yulang, and tried his best to sell: "Open your eyes and take a good look, my brother with a jade face and red lips, isn't he better than me?"

The third master raised his eyes to look at Jiang Yulang, and became shy in a rare way, "He has his advantages, and you have yours. I like him quite a lot, but I prefer you who are lively and playful, hot enough! Right, Er elder brother?"

Er Dangjia nodded his head like pounding garlic and said, "It's quite spicy."

Jiang Yulang endured it, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Xiao Yuer: "..."

The Erdang looked up at Jiang Yulang again, glanced at him again and again, and said shyly, "However, I like this young master better."

Jiang Yulang's smile slowly disappeared.

Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "The second master has vision."

The second leader was dazzled by his bright smile, his dark face was full of heat, he cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you."

"However..." Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, and at a glance, he knew that he had a bad idea, "Second boss, do you really like men?"

Before the second master could speak, the third master said: "Actually, my brother can be a man or a woman, and he is not very picky."

Xiao Yuer was speechless.It's not picky, it's meat and vegetables.

The second master said, "Sister, you are wrong. Ever since I suffered from EQ, I only like men."

The third master said incredulously: "Brother, why are you so hard to think about it? Didn't you just get rejected by a woman once, why are you completely insulated from women?"

Er Dangjia sighed, "Maybe it's fate."

The third master said: "What if you are despised by a man again?"

Erdangjia gritted his teeth and said, "I will, just..."

The head of the family touched his bald head and said: "Just don't look for a partner for the rest of your life? Isn't this something that fools and monks do?"

Er Dangjia's complexion darkened, and he said in a cold voice: "So, I decided not to get his heart, but to get his body."

The head of the family trembled, and said: "The Overlord bows hard?"

Er Dangjia nodded and said, "That's right!"

Everyone present: "..."

The next moment, the head of the family took the lead in applauding. While applauding, he gave thumbs up and praised: "Brother, you are doing well!"

The third master beat his brother's chest and said, "Second brother, you have grown up!"

The other bandits said with emotion: "As expected of the second leader, domineering and mighty, we have to learn from him."

Jiang Yulang was expressionless.

Xiao Yuer was dumbfounded.

Jiang Yulang suddenly said, "Second Master, I want to tell you a secret."

"What secret?" The second master's eyes lit up. He and the little beauty only met for the first time, and the other party revealed the secret to him. Could it be that the little beauty also likes him?

"Actually." Jiang Yulang pulled the corners of his mouth and said with a smile, "I'm a woman."

The second leader was speechless: "Are you a woman, a woman?"

"That's right." Jiang Yulang said: "Walking in the rivers and lakes, it is more convenient for women to disguise themselves as men, you know."

No, he would rather not understand!

Er Dangjia covered his chest, his eyes turned red instantly, "You actually lied to my feelings!"

The sad appearance of being severely hit makes those who hear it sad, and those who hear it cry.

The third master's eyes were dark, he stared fiercely at Jiang Yulang, who had changed from husband to wife, and said, "What's the relationship between you two?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "It's okay."

"You and I are riding on the same horse, and you actually said that we have nothing to do with each other!" Jiang Yulang bit his red lips angrily, and the Virgin White Lotus said in a bitch: "I knew you stinky men were unreliable, but who told you I'm blind, but I just fell in love with you, a heartless little villain."

This guy Jiang Yulang is a playwright, right?

Xiao Yu'er looked up to the sky and sighed: "Husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes. Besides, we are not husband and wife yet."

The second leader trembled all over, unable to stand the scene of the two showing their affection, he shouted loudly: "Liar! Shameless! Bastard! How dare you flirt in front of me, I will fight you!"

After a long time, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er walked out of the woods.

As for their steed, when they were fighting with the bandits, they took the opportunity to run away.

Jiang Yulang shook the purse he had brought along from the bandit, laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, and said, "The living expenses for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are settled."

Xiao Yu'er put his hands behind his head and reminded: "Save some money, there are still four days to go."

Jiang Yulang pretended to be surprised and said, "Hey! Unexpectedly, people who spend money lavishly have learned to increase income and reduce expenditure."

Xiao Yu'er let out a helpless sigh, "Life is forcing me."

"Unfortunately, I can't. I want to do my hair."

Jiang Yulang's waist-length hair was cut off during the fight just now, and now it is uneven and affects his appearance.

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and said, "Smug!"

Jiang Yulang said: "If you have the ability, don't make a fuss about it later."

Xiao Yu'er quit, "I have contributed more than you, and most of the money will go to me. You don't want to enjoy it alone!"

When they arrived in the town, the two happily went to Hualou to find the most beautiful oiran to play the piano and sing for them to make hairstyles.

The two fast spenders had been chic for two days, and their purses were empty.

Jiang Yulang scavenged the last two copper coins from his purse and bought a big meat bun, half of which was shared with Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er chewed the delicious meat buns, and said inarticulately: "Why haven't your friends arrived yet?"

Jiang Yulang said: "The emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuchs."

Xiao Yu'er said: "I'm anxious to get to know more friends from the world."

"Then you will be disappointed. Most of my cronies are not easy to get along with." Jiang Yulang searched his memory, frowned, and said, "Only one or two are worthy of friendship."

Xiao Yu'er asked curiously, "Then why are you still hanging out with them?"

Jiang Yulang said: "It's nothing but profit to hang out with people you don't like."

When it was Sishi, Jiang Yulang's cronies and friends were long overdue.

Just as Jiang Yulang said, except for one or two, her cronies and friends are not worth talking to.

In the original book, this group of people and Jiang Yulang were eating delicious food. When Xiao Yuer was serving food, they deliberately knocked off his chopsticks and taunted him. It's really bad to stare and watch them eat.

Now that Jiang Yulang has changed his mind, they still look down on Xiao Yu'er, and there are many derogatory meanings in their words.

Even though Xiao Yu'er is open-minded, he also suffered from indigestion after eating this meal.

After seeing off the gang of cronies, Jiang Yulang asked the silent young man beside him, "How do you feel?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "It's not so easy for you to be a rich young master."

Jiang Yulang said: "If you want to get something, you have to give something corresponding."

Xiao Yu'er said noncommittally: "It's good for people to live freely, what do you do to make yourself so tired."

Jiang Yulang sighed, "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."

Xiao Yu'er was slightly taken aback, and said: "That's a good sentence, I can't see that you are quite talented."

"Don't dare to claim credit." Jiang Yulang said: "This sentence is not what I said, but the perception of a master."

"Little Yu'er." Looking at the colorful clouds in the sky, Jiang Yulang said softly: "There is no feast that lasts forever, it's time for us to part ways."

Xiao Yuer froze for a moment, shook the love lock on his hand, and said with a smile: "I think so too, but you seem to have forgotten that we are locked together."

"I believe that with your ability, you can break the love bond." Jiang Yulang stared at him, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "Or do you want to go home with me and become a door-to-door son-in-law?"

Xiao Yu'er laughed and said, "Why not."

Jiang Yulang said with a half-smile, "If you keep smiling like that, I'll take it seriously."

Xiao Yu'er immediately restrained her smile, "I'm just joking."

Jiang Yulang said: "Did you come here with me all the way to get close to my father?"

Xiao Yu'er's eyes flickered and said, "Why do you think so?"

Jiang Yulang poked his chest with his finger, and said softly, "Because I'm a little bug in Baby Yu's stomach, you can't escape my eyes for anything you think."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Xiao Yu'er rubbed his arms, and said with disgust on his face: "Why do I feel that after you become a woman, you become more and more abnormal?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Becoming a woman is not normal in itself, how can I become normal."

Looking at Jiang Yulang's self-defeating appearance, Xiao Yu'er felt pity in his heart.

Jiang Yulang said again: "You haven't answered my question yet."

Xiao Yu'er thought of Jiang Yulang telling him all the mysteries of his life experience, and said bluntly: "You are right, I really want to get close to your father through you."

Jiang Yulang said, "For the fake treasure map?"

Xiao Yu'er said in surprise, "You know all about it?"

Jiang Yulang made a "hmm" sound, and said, "I suggest that you don't settle accounts with my father for the time being. Jiang is still old and hot, and you are too tender now, and you are not my father's opponent at all."

Xiao Yu'er laughed and said, "Thank you for thinking about me."

His heart was full of warmth, his eyes were full of warmth, and his voice was also very warm.

"However, is it really good for you to turn your elbows out like this?"

"I regard you as a friend, so I don't want you to run away to die foolishly." Jiang Yulang said: "Besides, as you think, my father is not a good person. People who do all kinds of bad things will get retribution sooner or later. I hope you will look at my face in the future and let him go."

Without waiting for Xiao Yuer to agree, Jiang Yulang said again: "The most important thing is that you are the only one who knows that I have become a woman. When I am thirty and I am not married yet, I can barely make do with you."

Xiao Yu'er's smile cracked slightly, "You are not married at thirty, maybe I will get married at thirty."

Jiang Yulang said: "Look at your unpromising appearance. You haven't established a career yet, but you just want to start a family early. Can your ambition be higher?"

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes at her: "When you are 30 years old, do you have lofty ambitions?"

Jiang Yulang said confidently, "Yes!"

Xiao Yu'er had nothing to say, he took out a thin iron wire from his hair, and untied the love lock in twos and twos.

"Farewell!"

"Not a hug before parting?"

"You think beautiful."

"Cut, cheapskate!"

After talking and joking, Jiang Yulang watched Xiao Yuer leave.

Xiao Yu'er flicked the dog's tail grass in his hand, jumped a few steps, but turned back the same way.

"How do you..."

She was greeted by a warm embrace, Xiao Yu'er patted her on the shoulder and said, "Jiang Yulang, we will meet later!"

Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "There will be a time later, baby fish."

Xiao Yu'er choked, and his thousands of emotions turned into a cold snort.

Now, he really left.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 2083114210 bottles, love~