darknovel Chapter 140 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 7
Chapter 140 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 7
Jiang Yulang thinks that he sings very well, and his modern friends are very supportive, and every time he goes to KTV, he is always the last one.Xiao Yuer's bad review is because he has a problem with aesthetics and lacks the ability to appreciate.
Jiang Yulang slowly closed his eyes, but was so disturbed by the tossing and turning people beside him that he couldn't sleep.
He tilted his head and stared at the other party, and said fiercely: "Could it be that there are lice on this bed, which makes you move around and disturb your dreams?"
"You still have the nerve to say it!" Xiao Yu'er's clear and elegant eyes opened wide, and his gaze was more fierce than his, and said, "What song are you singing? It's like a curse, and it keeps ringing in my head all the time. ..."
Xiao Yuer complained endlessly for a while, then pointed to Jiang Yulang's nose and said, "You give me a good reflection on yourself."
Not only did Jiang Yulang not reflect on himself, but he said to himself, "You are jealous that I sing better than you."
Xiao Yu'er laughed angrily: "You can find anyone to ask, and you will know how bad your singing is."
Jiang Yulang is not an idiot, on the contrary, he is very smart. He analyzed Xiao Yuer's micro-expression that the other party is not slandering or jealous of him, but every sentence is from the heart.So, he was cheated by his group of friends!
grass!Are his friends all acting kings?
What did he say to make him not easily show his singing voice, not everyone is qualified to listen to the sounds of nature.
When singing in KTV, let him sing two songs at most, and the enthusiasm of mortals like them will be discouraged by rapping too much. After all, his singing is so beautiful and moving, full of emotions, while their singing is generally not distinctive.
Thus, Jiang Yulang was deceived for many years like this, and at the same time indulged himself for many years.
Today, Xiao Yu'er revealed the truth, which hit him hard.
Jiang Yulang looked dull, and said, "Is my singing really that bad?"
"If you want to describe it." Xiao Yu'er gave him four words: "The magic sound pierces the ears."
Jiang Yulang was deeply shocked, gritted his teeth, and struggled unwillingly, "But my friends all said that I sing well."
Xiao Yu'er sneered and said, "They either have hearing problems, or they are speaking nonsense out of conscience."
That's right, Jiang Yulang's classmates and friends are all talking nonsense with their eyes wide open. The school grassroots is so nice, gentle and polite to everyone, and very helpful, they really can't bear to hurt his self-esteem.
As the saying goes, ignorance is bliss.Jiang Yulang used to scoff at this, but now Jiang Yulang deeply understands the cruelty of this word.Immediately, he raised eyebrows at Xiao Yu'er.
"You can't sing better than me. Where can I hear you?"
Xiao Yu'er snorted and said, "At least it sounds a hundred times better than yours."
The more Jiang Yulang looked at Xiao Yu'er, the more unhappy he became, and his tone was full of disgust: "Annoying! Why am I locked up with you?"
If you can't say anything about me, just attack personally.Xiao Yuer cocked his mouth and said, "Do you think I want to be locked up with you?"
Jiang Yulang thought of the women who liked Xiao Yuer in "Peerless Two Pride", and said clearly: "I know, you want to be locked with beautiful women."
Xiao Yu'er said: "You said that I am like a pervert or a wolf."
Jiang Yulang said: "If the one locked with you is Tie Xinlan, you must be a pervert."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Xiao Yu'er's face turned red immediately, "What are you doing, the girl who is so nice to lift the iron?"
"Yo!" Jiang Yulang teased, "I'm still shy."
Xiao Yu'er felt a little uncomfortable, but he didn't think he liked Tie Xinlan.Whether he likes Tie Xinlan or not, he doesn't like Jiang Yulang teasing him about this, so he stared at him coldly and said, "You pay so much attention to my affairs, do you mean that you are interested in me?"
Jiang Yulang caressed his cheeks, and sighed quietly: "Am I acting so obvious?"
"..." Xiao Yu'er stared blankly at the pussy-looking young man who raised his orchid fingers, and it took him a long time to find his voice, "What kind of tricks are you playing again?"
Jiang Yulang tore open his skirt, put on a seductive pose that you can pick and choose, hooked his index finger to Xiao Yuer, and said: "Brother Xiao Yuer, don't be shy, you and I have slept together for many days, and we should be more Go further. I know that you are also interested in me, otherwise you would not save me again and again, and even let me go easily after I killed you many times."
"........."
"Come on, little fish baby, what are you waiting for?" Jiang Yulang put one hand on the boy's not-so-broad shoulders, his expression enchanting and charming like a little bitch.
Xiao Yu'er muttered for a while, then slapped the hand off his shoulder, shook his body exaggeratedly, and said, "Stay away from me, I'm disgusted by you."
What the hell is Xiaoyu Baby called?Pointing to Jiang Yulang's concave S-shaped body, he criticized: "You think you are really noodles, you can twist it however you want, and you won't be afraid of twisting your waist."
Jiang Yulang shyly thumped his opponent's chest.
Xiao Yu'er grabbed his wrist, grinned in pain and said, "Are you taking this opportunity to take revenge on me?"
Jiang Yulang said: "The little brother just let the big brother feel the weight of love."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
He felt it, it weighed a thousand catties.
Jiang Yulang said again: "Love is a magic, it fills me with courage and makes me omnipotent. My back was harder than a rock before, but now I can do whatever I want. Baby fish, I can still twist better, do you want to see it?"
Xiaoyu Baby Er: "..."
As long as you return to normal, don't call me baby, you can say anything.
Seeing the smile hidden in the young man's eyes, Xiao Yu'er took a deep breath, and the next moment he held the other's hand as smooth as tofu, showing a touch of regret and sadness: "Yulang, it's you who are so beautiful, but why did God make you act so naturally?" Man! I hate that I don't like men, otherwise I will marry you as my wife."
Jiang Yulang's skill is profound, his expression has not changed, he held the other's hand behind his back, and whispered softly: "Love makes people unable to control themselves, don't care so much, love as much as you want. Gender is a small problem, I believe you can overcome it."
Xiao Yu'er said: "Don't put so much pressure on me, I don't even have the confidence myself."
Jiang Yulang looked at him fixedly, and encouraged him, "You can do it, little fish."
Xiao Yu'er said: "I can't."
Jiang Yulang said, "How can a man say no?"
Xiao Yu'er said: "That's because most men who like to say yes are willing to save face and suffer. Smart people never brag and lie casually."
Jiang Yulang covered his heart and said in pain, "You don't love me anymore!"
Xiao Yu'er said: "Wake up, I have never loved you before!"
The two stared at each other for a long time, and Qiqi turned around and laughed.
Xiao Yu'er patted the bed board and said with a smile: "It's fortunate that I showed mercy to you back then, if you Jiang Yulang were gone in this world, I, Xiao Yu'er, would have much less fun."
Jiang Yulang said: "Aren't you afraid of falling into my hands and losing your life?"
Xiao Yu'er said: "Skills are not as good as human beings, there is nothing you can do if you die."
Jiang Yulang said: "Do you like Tie Xinlan?"
Xiao Yu'er smiled, and said: "You are a man who always likes to talk about love, is it plausible?"
"I don't know good people." Jiang Yulang curled his lips and said, "For the sake of the two of us living and dying together, I will help you make a plan to embrace the beauty..."
Xiao Yu'er was very puzzled: "Why do you think I like Iron Girl?"
Jiang Yulang said, "According to my observation, you like her kind of flirtatious woman."
"Who said that?" Xiao Yu'er smiled maliciously, and said, "I obviously like a flirtatious woman like you."
Jiang Yulang: "..." I'm afraid you want to die.
Before Jiang Yulang beat him up, Xiao Yu'er said again: "If you have eyes, you should see that I just like to bully her."
Xiao Yu'er got to the point.
Jiang Yulang said: "Children only bully whomever they like. Xiaoyu, you are such a child who hasn't grown up!"
Xiao Yu'er: "...you call me baby Xiao Yu again, and I'll bully you!"
Jiang Yulang laughed and said, "I'm so scared."
The two chatted and laughed for a while, but Jiang Yulang pointed out his little thoughts about Tie Xinlan, and Xiao Yu'er also thought about it seriously, and finally came to a conclusion: "So what if I like her a little bit? I'm only a teenager, the most beautiful Life has just begun, so don't get married and have children early."
Jiang Yulang said meaningfully: "You are such a scumbag, God usually arranges for you to chase your wife and cremate."
Xiao Yu'er said: "What do scumbags and chasing wives crematorium mean?"
Jiang Yulang said: "The so-called scumbag is just like a little girl like you who is in a mess, but doesn't want to take responsibility."
Xiao Yu'er laughed and said, "If you flirt with someone, you will marry him. Do I still want to marry you?"
Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes at him, "No one is right."
Xiao Yu'er saw that he had a tendency to make long speeches, so he hurriedly said: "What do you mean by chasing your wife's crematorium?"
"It means that your scumbag style has hurt the pure and kind heart of the little girl. She didn't want you anymore, but turned around and found another man who is better than you, more handsome than you, and more considerate than you as her husband."
Xiao Yuer wanted to refute that there is no such a man, but Hua Wuque's figure popped up in his mind, the other person was as the name suggests, perfect and much better than Xiao Yuer.
Jiang Yulang saw that Xiao Yuer was silent, and thought he was introspecting himself, and the corner of his lips curled up: "After losing the little girl, you realize that you fell in love with her unknowingly. You are annoyed and regretful. You turn around and chase after her." The other party, confessed to her, and wanted to reunite with her. You asked her to forgive, let her give you a chance to redeem your sins, and vowed to treat her well, but her love for you has disappeared. Enter the empty door..."
"Wait!" Xiao Yu'er objected, saying: "I missed this relationship, and there are countless copies waiting for me. The relationship can be replaced if it is not for the sake of being unswerving until death. A lifetime of being alone, Escaping into Buddhism does not belong to me, little fish."
Jiang Yulang thumbs up: "You are such a scumbag!"
Xiao Yu'er cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you."
Head to head, the two chatted and fell asleep.
In the morning, the birds chirped.
Jiang Yulang turned over, lay on the bed and didn't want to get up.Suddenly, from the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of the spring light on his chest, and he got up like hell, and after making sure that he was not mistaken, he pinched himself severely.
"what!"
Xiao Yu'er trembled in fright and woke up from the dream.He stared blankly at Jiang Yulang, still in shock, and said, "It's so early in the morning, what's your ghost name?"
What is the hardest thing in the world?
It's not that he's dressed as a cannon fodder villain, but that the cannon fodder villain's nature has changed.
Jiang Yulang wanted to cry but said without tears: "I became a woman."
"What?" Xiao Yu'er was shocked and said, "Then I don't want to marry you as my wife? Are you so bad?"
Jiang Yulang with a blank face: "..."
The author has something to say: Jiang Yulang: "Damn! I'm going black!"
Xiao Yuer: "Don't come here!"
感谢在2021-07-1020:57:34~2021-07-1123:29:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of peach blossoms all over the world; 1 bottle of tea tea;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!