darknovel Chapter 134 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 1
Chapter 134 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 1
Jiang Yulang grew up in the 21st century, enjoying the influence of socialist core values.
He was a good boy from other people's family since he was a child. He was good-looking and polite.
There is no adult who dislikes him. Boys of the same age are jealous and hate him. The reason is not only that their parents twisted their ears and asked them to learn more from Jiang Yulang, but more importantly, the girls they like are like theirs. Like parents, they all like Jiang Yulang.
Any boy with a heart must show Jiang Yulang a little bit of color, let him know his mistakes can make a big difference.
As a result, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
This kid Jiang Yulang has a bad stomach, and it's fine to beat people until they cry, but the shameless villain first complained, with the only corner of his mouth bruised from the beating, and ran to his parents, saying that his son He was beaten because his uncles and aunts always praised him for his excellence. He understood their feelings, so he didn't blame them. Let the uncles and aunts hold their sons high and praise and encourage them more in the future.
When these parents heard it, what?Just because Xiao Lang was excellent, he beat him up, is that still worth it?
Xiao Lang is a kind-hearted kid, and even pleaded for others when he was beaten.
As for exaggerating your hand, well, next time, this time you must let your son know why Hua is so popular, so that he can learn his lesson and dare not do it again.
So, the child who had been beaten by Jiang Yulang was beaten again until he got home and complained.While howling, they yelled that they were wronged, called Jiang Yulang a big villain, beat them to the ground, and even beat them backwards, pretending to be pitiful.
As a matter of course, the parents who heard their son slander other outstanding students became more and more annoyed. At first, the strength of the action was moderate, but now it is "crackling", which is very heavy!
From babbling to graduating from university, Jiang Yulang's life has been smooth sailing, but love has not been smooth sailing.
He thought, maybe this is God's punishment for him.
When he was a primary school student, when his classmates fell in love, he chewed crispy noodles and spicy strips, watched with relish, and then turned around and wrote an anonymous letter to the teacher, urging the flowers of the motherland to thrive.
When I was in junior high school, the girls in the front row would open their mouths and talk silently with the tall boys in the last row whenever the teacher was not paying attention.Jiang Yulang watched the other party's mouth shape for a long time, but couldn't figure out what she was talking about.
However, that boy understood!
Could it be that these are the two martial arts stunts in martial arts novels, "expressive eyebrows" and "heart-to-heart"?
At that time, martial arts novels were popular all over the country, and Jiang Yulang was also a fan of martial arts, how could he not be interested in them?
In order to verify whether the young couple possessed these two martial arts stunts, he observed for a whole week.For this reason, the score dropped by [-] points, almost giving up the first place in the age.
To his disappointment, they were talking nonsense, mainly expressing inner emotions through facial expressions and body language, venting their displeasure at being too much different in height and not being able to be at the same table, and asking the single dogs who surrounded them to eat dogs Food, and a series of love-hate relationships such as awkwardness between the young lovers.
Jiang Yulang felt that he had been deceived. As a "jianghu person" who loves to speak out, he had to show some color to this young couple in order to pay homage to the "fifteen points" spirit in heaven.
So, he anonymously wrote a letter to the teacher in charge, attributing the drop in his grades and the drop in the scores of the students around him to the fact that this young couple did not study well and made a special trip to school to fall in love, which made the majority of innocent boys and girls feel flustered and want to come. A romantic love affair.
The head teacher saw that there was such a thing?
Based on the principle that there is no evidence and students should not be misunderstood casually, the video of the self-study class was called up.
Sure enough, he found the young couple who were seven or eight meters apart silently lip-syncing. He patiently watched the 45-minute video quickly.Roughly counting, the girls turned around 10 times in one class, and it took a total of [-] minutes to lip-sync.
head teacher:"…………"
Today's young people are too careless.Come on, please parents.
Do (good) evil (like) ah (of)!
Under the report of an enthusiastic classmate, the head teacher beat up a young couple.
When he was in high school, his home was far away from the school, so Jiang Yulang stayed at the school to live.
In the second year of high school, after the class was divided, the dormitory buddies changed a group.
When he woke up one day, he found that there was another person in his arms. He was so frightened that he bumped his head on the upper bunk bed, and burst into tears in pain.
As an excellent student who relied on his IQ to win, he urgently asked for leave and rushed to the hospital, registered and filmed, and was finally judged to have a mild concussion.Back to the dormitory to rest, seeing the culprit with red eyes, dizzy and a little nauseous.
He questioned what the other party was doing on his bed.
The other party shyly said that he liked him and wanted to develop further with him, which made Jiang Yulang, who was still very innocent and had no experience in love, since then became homophobic, thinking that gays are always so hungry.
In order to preserve her innocence, she quickly changed to another dormitory.
When he was in college, Jiang Yulang received many love letters and confessions from girls, and even a few boys.
University is the highlight time of love, Jiang Yulang originally wanted to follow the crowd and talk about a romantic love.
As a result, after joining the cosplay club, under the care and admiration of the seniors, there are about 200G of various novels, animations, and live-action movies. .
Then, Jiang Yulang realized that he seemed to be more interested in men than women.
It's a pity that the psychological shadow of the high school concussion incident, and the separation of the seniors from his popularization of the three-dimensional second time, after the real gay circle is so chaotic, it seems to be developing in the direction of asexuality.
Until the night of the graduation party, when I passed a bridge on my way home, I found someone fell into the water. After being a hero for a while, the man was rescued, but I died with a cramp in my foot.
When he woke up, Jiang Yulang felt dizzy, his eyes were dim, and his waist and legs were sore.
There is a saying that if you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings. It can be seen that his good days are in the future.
Jiang Yulang looked at the roof of the carved beams and painted buildings, huh?Um?Um!
He opened his eyes and looked around. This is an antique and elegant wing, which doesn't look like a hospital at all.
Where the hell is he?
Suddenly, Jiang Yulang noticed something strange around him, and he slowly lowered his head. When he saw the young man lying beside him, his hair stood on end, as if he had returned to the morning of the "concussion" incident in high school.
Jiang Yulang stared at the boy, hesitating between kicking him on the ground or not kicking him.
The boy closed his eyes and fell asleep soundly. He slept in a bold and unrestrained posture, occupying most of the bed with his arms sprawled, squeezing Jiang Yulang into a corner.When Jiang Yulang sat up, the boy woke up. After all, Jiang Yulang was a cruel boy, if he didn't watch out, he wouldn't know how he died.
The young man rubbed his eyes, looked at the handsome young man staring at him like a ghost, yawned, and lazily said: "You don't sleep, what are you doing staring at Mr. Xiao Yu'er? Could it be that you are fascinated by my handsome and charming appearance?" gone?"
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "Little Yuer?"
The young man in front of him had disheveled hair, only a small chirp was casually tied at the back of his head. There was a conspicuous scar on his handsome face, which not only did not damage his appearance, but added a bit of strange charm to him.
A bad premonition flashed in Jiang Yulang's mind, and when he glimpsed the chains on the two's wrists from the corner of his eye, he was struck by lightning.
He seems to have time-traveled, wearing the same villain Jiang Yulang in the martial arts novel "Peerless Twins"!
Xiao Yu'er squinted his eyes and looked at the boy with a strange expression, thinking that this guy didn't know what bad idea he was thinking.But he joked on his mouth and said: "Look at your face, which makes me feel pitiful and frightened. Could it be that you are having a nightmare? If that's the case, I will not hesitate to open my arms for you once. I won't come again when the opportunity is not lost. Come on!"
As he spoke, he opened his arms, waiting for Jiang Yulang to get into his arms.
The former Jiang Yulang, now Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes and said, "You don't like men, do you?"
Xiao Yu'er is a straight steel man with strong bones, how could he bear such slander.He looked at Jiang Yulang with disgust, his eyes moved, and there was a sly and mischievous light in his eyes, and he bumped him with the shoulder with a smirk.
"Yeah, I just like a little boy with a thin skin and tender flesh like you."
Jiang Yulang: "..."
Jiang Yulang shrinks to the side, and Xiao Yuer sticks to Jiang Yulang's side.
Jiang Yulang shrinks again, and Xiao Yuer sticks again.
Jiang Yulang said: "Can you stay away from me?"
Xiao Yu'er got into a fight with him, and said with a smile: "I can't."
Jiang Yulang said: "If you come closer again, I won't be polite to you."
Xiao Yu'er is not afraid of anything, but afraid that Jiang Yulang will be rude to him!
He put his hips on his hips, smiled deliberately, and said arrogantly: "I'll just lean over and see how you are rude to me."
Jiang Yulang said in a deep voice, "Don't make me angry, it's scary when I get angry."
"Huh?" Xiao Yu'er sneered with his nostrils upturned, "I'm a big villain and I'm still afraid of your anger?"
He twisted his mouth, approached Jiang Yulang, made a grimace and said, "Come on, come on, you're welcome to me."
Looking at the young man whose breath was audible just a finger away, Jiang Yulang narrowed his eyes and performed the ultimate trick, taking off his clothes slowly.
Xiao Yuer paused, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Yulang showed a malicious smile, "Don't you like a little boy like me, I will help you."
Xiao Yu'er took a breath, stuck his neck, and uttered a scumbag saying: "You have to think about it, my uncle Xiao Yu'er pursues a free life as he pleases, so he won't be responsible for you of!"
"Hey!" Jiang Yulang said: "Everyone is a man, just be happy, I want you to be responsible for what to do."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
The author has something to say: The lip-syncing of the young couple in class is a real case that happened in my junior high school.
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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jinghua Shuiyue; 4 bottles of Moyanxi;
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