darknovel Chapter 131 Brothers Are Injured Repeatedly, So They Tie Them 14
Chapter 131 Brothers Are Injured Repeatedly, So They Tie Them 14
Lu Xiaojia felt dirty.
His little hand, which was pure and white as jade, touched something soft and frightening like snot!
He looked at his friend for many years with a strange look, and the disgust was palpable: "It's not enough for you to pretend to be a woman, and you actually kicked two steamed buns in your arms. Are you a pervert?"
Ye Kai: "..."
Ye Kai took a deep breath, calmed down, and then gave the opponent a pair of unexpected fists.
Lu Xiaojia screamed, covered her eyes, and said angrily, "Why did you hit me?"
Ye Kai said: "You should fight."
Lu Xiaojia said: "I just touched your chest, what are men afraid of?"
Ye Kai said to his adoptive brother who had been watching for a long time: "Fu Hongxue, do you think he should fight?"
Fu Hongxue nodded, taking advantage of his future wife, it was indeed time to fight.
Lu Xiaojia said: "He is your adoptive brother, of course he will help relatives or not."
Ye Kai rolled his eyes and said, "He didn't beat you with me, so you can have fun."
Lu Xiaojia pouted her mouth high, dismissively.
After a while, Lu Xiaojia asked: "You haven't told me why you kicked the steamed buns. Could it be that you plan ahead and use it to satisfy your hunger when you're hungry?"
Ye Kai: "..."
Lu Xiaojia's rich imagination left Ye Kai speechless.
Ye Kai struggled for a while, and finally told this good friend who has always been tight-lipped about her sexual transformation into a woman.
Lu Xiaojia put down her hand, showing a pair of funny panda eyes, "You have become a woman, do you want to make fun of me?"
As he said, he spread his palms to Ye Kai, "Eat."
Ye Kai said: "Oh, whoever ate your peanuts before, who were you in a hurry with, why are you so generous today?"
Lu Xiaojia threw a peanut into her mouth, and muttered: "As long as there is a peanut, you won't be so drunk."
Ye Kai stared at him expressionlessly, "You think I'm joking?"
Lu Xiaojia said: "I don't think so, you are."
Ye Kaidao: "I'm telling you such a big secret, but you don't believe it, you're so angry!"
Lu Xiaojia turned her eyes to Fu Hongxue, and said, "Fu Hongxue, tell me if Ye Kai is lying."
Before Fu Hongxue could answer, Ye Kai said angrily, "Why don't you trust the friends you've known for many years, but the strangers you've met twice?"
Lu Xiaojia said: "The answer is obvious. Fu Hongxue is more reliable than you at first glance."
Ye Kai: "..."
Ye Kai snorted coldly, you think he is reliable because you have never seen him unreliable.
Lu Xiaojia asked again, "Fu Hongxue, is what Ye Kai said true?"
Fu Hongxue said: "Everything she said is true."
Lu Xiaojia was struck by lightning.No way, Ye Kai really became a woman?
Thinking of the accident just now, Lu Xiaojia's complexion changed, and he decisively adopted the pattern of the villain suing first: "Well, you Ye Kai, you actually took advantage of my uncle Lu!"
Ye Kai: "..." What the hell are you talking about!
Fu Hongxue: "..." This friend Ye Kai didn't seem very smart.
Ye Kai rolled up his sleeves, ready to beat him up.
"Hey, hey!" Lu Xiaojia put her hands in front of her body, stepped back quickly, and said, "A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands."
Ye Kai smiled sinisterly and said, "I'm a woman, not a gentleman."
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
It's broken, his friend's brain may have that serious disease.
Lu Xiaojia said heartbrokenly: "It doesn't matter that the body has become a woman, the important thing is the psychology. Why are you a woman, no matter how bad you are, you are neither male nor female."
Ye Kai: "..."
The friendship between you and me today has come to an end.Let's fight, Lu Xiaojia!
Standing by the side of the road, Fu Hongxue watched the scene of two older children chasing each other with branches, and felt that his marriage with Ye Kai might be postponed for a few years. After all, this guy just didn't grow up at all.
Sensing the voice of the host, the corner of the system's mouth twitched, your child?
Lu Xiaojia's lightness kung fu was not as good as Ye Kai's, and after a few hits, Ye Kai tolerantly let her go.
"Ye Kai." Lu Xiaojia frowned and said, "You become a woman, what are your plans in the future?"
Ye Kai said casually, "Get married and have children."
Lu Xiaojia said, "With a man?"
Ye Kai said: "Isn't it a man, or a woman?"
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
Lu Xiaojia opened her mouth, and it took her a long time to find her own voice, and said, "You see it very openly."
Ye Kai looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's all forced by life."
Lu Xiaojia said: "Why does life force you, let me tell you about it?"
Ye Kaidao: "You understand what the parents ordered and the matchmaker said."
Lu Xiaojia said: "You are not the kind of person who accepts fate."
Ye Kaixin was disheartened, without fighting spirit, and said: "After going through the sexual transformation, I want to understand a lot of truths. Some things will not happen if you don't accept your fate. If you refuse to accept your fate, maybe you will More terrible things happened."
"Oh?" Lu Xiaojia was slightly interested, and said, "What terrible thing?"
Ye Kai stood with his hands behind his back, and said in a cold voice: "If you don't want to be a woman, then let you be a eunuch."
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
Terrible indeed!
Although Lu Xiaojia is a eunuch, there is still some difference between a eunuch and a eunuch. The former is a complete man, while the latter lacks the most crucial part of being a man, neither male nor female.
Thinking that the friend who grew up together since childhood has become a woman and is planning to marry. As a bad friend, Lu Xiaojia will never let go when she should hurt the other party, and there will be many times when she should worry about the other party.
"If you plan to marry, you have to choose carefully." Lu Xiaojia said, "Most of the men nowadays are playboys who like flamboyant worlds with flamboyant guts. If you miss them, be careful to jump into the fire pit."
"It doesn't matter." Ye Kai waved his small hand and said: "My flying knife skills are not practiced in vain. If you dare to betray me, even if you don't want his life, you want his life, root, son."
The cold Lu Xiaojia and Fu Hongxue below: "..."
Seeing Fu Hongxue's darkened face, Ye Kai pursed his lips into a snicker, and said, "However, I believe he won't do that, he is a very principled person."
Fu Hongxue's complexion improved a lot upon hearing this.
Lu Xiaojia heard the overtones, "He? You already have a goal?"
Ye Kai said: "Yes!"
Lu Xiaojia said, "Who is he?"
Ye Kai said, "You know him."
Lu Xiaojia thought hard, hesitated, shocked, and said in disbelief: "Could it be Li Lejun?"
Ye Kai had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat.
Fu Hongxue looked thoughtfully at the foster brother with a distorted expression.
Lu Xiaojia thought she was extremely smart, and she guessed the truth, she was proud of herself, but at the same time she was puzzled and said, "You two are bickering every day, why do you see each other right? Could this be the so-called Huanxi Enemy?"
Ye Kai's throat got stuck in another mouthful of old blood, his slender fingers pointed at the guy who pretended to be smart and talking nonsense, he ground his teeth and said: "Who is better with that guy Li Lejun? Come up with a story."
Hearing her words, Lu Xiaojia breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's fine if it's not Li Lejun."
Ye Kai squinted his eyes and looked at the strange friend, "You don't have a crush on Li Lejun, do you?"
This time it was Lu Xiaojia's turn to spit out old blood, "How could you have such an astonishing imagination?"
Ye Kai cupped his hands and said, "Thanks to your great blessing."
Lu Xiaojia pouted, and said, "I see that your ability to make up stories is quite strong."
Ye Kai said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay."
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
You smelly and shameless thing, who praised you.
After joking for a while, Lu Xiaojia's smile faded, and she asked about something serious, "I can't even figure it out, why do you think I have a crush on Li Lejun?"
Ye Kaidao: "You were relieved when you heard that the person I was looking for was not Li Lejun."
Lu Xiaojia said depressedly: "That's because I know Li Lejun's character, he doesn't like men at all, it would be a disaster if you like him."
Ye Kai objected, "I'm a woman now."
"No no." Lu Xiaojia shook her head and said, "Your current situation is called not distinguishing between men and women."
"Lu Xiaojia!"
With a loud roar, the birds flew together.So, Fu Hongxue once again watched the two older children chasing each other.Lu Xiaojia was hit twice again, not lightly but not severely.
Fu Hongxue: "..." How childish!
"Ye Kai." Lu Xiaojia straightened her messy hair and asked, "Which man do you have your eye on?"
Ye Kaidao: "It's far away from the sky, but it's close to us."
Um?Um!There were only three people present, Lu Xiaojia jumped over Ye Kai, turned to look at Fu Hongxue.
"No way!" Lu Xiaojia opened her mouth wide and said, "You and Ye Kai, you..."
Ye Kai hurriedly said: "Is it necessary to be so surprised?"
Lu Xiaojia curled her lips, thinking that you, a big man, have turned into a woman bizarrely, and even married a man, anyone will be surprised to hear that, okay?Thinking like this in my heart, I was afraid of being beaten, so I didn't dare to say it out of my mouth, I just said: "Have you thought it through?"
Ye Kai said: "It couldn't be clearer."
Lu Xiaojia said, "Does your mother agree?"
Ye Kaidao: "This matter was arranged by her."
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
As expected of the eldest princess of the Devil's Cult, she acts in an eclectic style.
Along the way, Ye Kai and Lu Xiaojia came and went, while Fu Hongxue wandered outside the safety zone.
Lu Xiaojia glanced at the young man not far in front, and whispered to her friend, "Do you really like him?"
Ye Kai said: "I have decided to marry him, do you think I like him?"
That's a good question, Lu Xiaojia answered like this: "You have always liked pretty beauties, maybe you just took a fancy to his beauty."
Ye Kai: "... In your heart, am I such a superficial man?"
Lu Xiaojia said, "Aren't you?"
he is!However, Ye Kai has a clear conscience, the world is full of faces, and this itself is a world of faces.
Lu Xiaojia looked up at the glare of the sun, and said with emotion: "Sure enough, men and women are fundamentally different, even if you were a man before."
Ye Kai said: "Where do these words come from?"
Lu Xiaojia said: "Women tend to fall in love with brains."
Ye Kai said: "Who insulted women with your face?"
Lu Xiaojia plausibly said: "I'm not insulting women, I'm insulting you."
Ye Kai: "...Do you want to make gestures?"
Lu Xiaojia sneered and said, "You know I'm not your opponent, but you still gesture, do you think I'm a fool?"
Not long after, Fu Hongxue once again saw the childish behavior of two older children chasing each other.
... Alas, I feel tired.
Night is coming.
Fu Hongxue took a rare look at the forum, and suddenly he saw a post related to himself.
The author has something to say: Lu Xiaojia: "I can't believe I have encountered such a big slug."
Ye Kai: "I'm afraid you want to court death."
感谢在2021-07-0100:00:09~2021-07-0123:33:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 208311421;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Devil's Poison, Yuanmu; 4 bottles of Little Meow;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!