Chapter 34 After returning to vulgar life, she married a blue-faced bosom friend 34
Chapter 34 After returning to vulgar life, she married a blue-faced bosom friend 34
[Ding Dong, the author you follow has a new book on the shelves. 】
Wuhua opened the system bookstore and found a new book on the bookshelf - "The Legend of Chu Liuxiang: The Great Desert".
She picked up the fruit cut into small pieces from the crystal plate, and while sipping, she followed the text.
After a long time, the melon in Wuhua's hand fell to the ground.
Her eyes were flickering, she stood up from the chair and walked out.
After Chu Liuxiang, Hu Tiehua, and Ji Bingyan fell into a coma, Changsun Hong sealed their acupoints again, and then asked a group of female disciples to carry them to a bamboo light boat and sail all the way to Shi Guanyin's base camp.
Chu Liuxiang knew that Wuhua would not harm him, so she didn't make any indifferent resistance, just closed her eyes and pretended to be unconscious.
When the spaceship landed on the ground, he concentrated on recording the route in case of emergency.
When Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan woke up, they were placed in a hut surrounded by stone walls.
As soon as Hu Tiehua opened his eyes, he cursed: "Despicable, shameless!"
Ji Bingyan said: "How despicable and shameless their methods are, if we don't carelessly underestimate the enemy, how can we be tricked?"
He glanced at Chu Liuxiang who had just woken up, and said in a low voice, "Are you all right?"
Chu Liuxiang looked at him, shook his head and said, "No problem."
Hearing this, Ji Bingyan knew that he hadn't been tricked.
"You really fell for it."
Suddenly, there was a cold and sharp voice from the corner.
When Chu Liuxiang pretended to be unconscious just now, she sensed that there was another person in the room. She never thought that the other person was Zhongyuan Dianhong whom she hadn't seen for a long time.
"Brother Hong!" Chu Liuxiang was taken aback, and said, "Why are you here?"
Zhongyuan Dianhong sat cross-legged on the ground, and said coldly, "I was tricked into coming here."
Chu Liuxiang said: "Who is that person?"
Zhongyuan stared at him with red eyes without blinking, and said, "Wuhua."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
What a good thing Wuhua has done, as her man, he has no choice but to wipe her ass.
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, and said helplessly, "Brother Hong is not the kind of person who is easily deceived."
Zhongyuan Yidianhong said: "I received a distress letter saying that you are in danger."
Zhongyuan Dianhong is thoughtful, she shouldn't have been fooled, but because she cared about her friend's safety, regardless of the risk, she came all the way to find out what happened. How could Chu Liuxiang not be moved?
Immediately afterwards, the moved man watched helplessly as his friend took out a light blue note from his sleeve, with a faint fragrance of tulips wafting from it.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
This note is so familiar, it is exactly the same as his special note!
Chu Liuxiang took it over and looked at it carefully, and when she saw the familiar handwriting that was chic and elegant, she looked up at the sky.
This is the handwriting without flowers!
Afterwards, he belatedly realized that the first time he had a good time with Wu Hua, the other party asked him to borrow something from him, and he was even more excited when he heard it, and devoted himself wholeheartedly. Due to the time, place and atmosphere, he thought Wu Hua The flowers are talking nasty things that are not suitable for children, cough cough.
In the end, under carelessness, she was cheated by Wuhua again!
Chu Liuxiang's mood at this moment can be summed up in the words of later generations-this little goblin who loves to torture people!
The little goblin always makes people love, anger and headache, and they can't bear to lose their temper with her.
Chu Liuxiang ground her teeth secretly, and said, "This is indeed mine."
Zhongyuan Yidianhong said: "How did your things fall into his hands?"
He didn't doubt that Wuhua stole the short note, after all no one can steal from Chu Liuxiang.
Chu Liuxiang was about to say that he gave it to Wuhua, but Hu Tiehua snatched it up and said, "Old bedbug and Wuhua's younger sister are getting married, and it seems that old bedbug gave it to Epiphyllum."
As for the person who used the short note to trick a little red to come to the desert, it is hard to say whether it is Wuhua himself, or he just wants to become Wuhua's epiphyllum.
There was a trace of surprise on Zhongyuan Dianhong's cold face. After he had bid farewell to Chu Liuxiang Wuhua in the ruined temple, he had accepted a mission abroad and hadn't heard about the scandal between Chu Liuxiang and the little nun. The little nun's gossip has cooled down.
Not long after that, he received Wuhua's Flying Eagle letter and rushed to the desert.
Now, when he heard that Chu Liuxiang was dating Wu Hua's younger sister who appeared out of nowhere, he said in a quack voice, "You and Wu Hua's younger sister are dating, so what about Wu Hua? Don't you like him?"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
Ji Bingyan walked up to Zhong Yuan Dianhong and sat down next to Zhong Yuan Dianhong expressionlessly, her gossip was clearly revealed.
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and said, "There is something hidden here."
Zhongyuan Dianhong was aroused with curiosity, folded her arms around her chest, and said word by word: "You say, I will listen."
Chu Liuxiang glanced at Hu Tiehua. When Lao Hu was not here, he could still talk nonsense, and if he was there, he would destroy the stage.
When Hu Tiehua saw her good brother looking at him, she thought that the other party was embarrassed to speak and asked him to do it for her.So, he cleared his throat, and said concisely: "He fell in love with Wuhua and Wuguo bitterly, and later met Wuhua's half-sister, Epiphyllum, because the other party was surprisingly similar to Wuhua in appearance and bearing, so he empathized with him. The nun is used as a substitute for Wuhua..."
Zhongyuan Yidianhong interrupted him, "The little nun is Epiphyllum?"
Hu Tiehua said: "Yes."
A little red in the Central Plains: "..."
Two brothers and sisters, a monk and a nun, how much does this family like to eat fast and chant Buddha?
Hu Tiehua continued: "Epiphyllum loves the old bug deeply. Knowing that she is a substitute, she is willing to return to vulgarity and be with the old bug. She even took the initiative to let the old bug call her 'No Flower'."
Zhongyuan is a little red: "..." Your circle is really chaotic.
Ji Bingyan suddenly said: "Aren't Wuhua and the little nun the same person?"
Chu Liuxiang's heart was shocked, and she said calmly, "Of course not."
Hu Tiehua also said: "Wu Hua is a man, and the little nun is a woman, how could they be alone. Dead rooster, you are not stupid, are you?
Ji Bingyan said: "I thought the little nun was a false identity of a flowerless man disguised as a woman."
Chu Liuxiang was dripping with cold sweat, and Lao Ji's guess was very close to the truth.
Hu Tiehua was startled for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No matter how dazzled I am, I can't fail to see the difference between a man and a woman. Epiphyllum is not a man disguised as a woman, she is a real woman. Besides, why is Wuhua pretending to be a woman when she has nothing to do?"
Ji Bingyan said: "I want to marry Chu Liuxiang."
Hu Tiehua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
A little red: "..."
Chu Liuxiang was afraid that her good brother would continue to speak shockingly, so she had no choice but to say: "If two men are in love, what is the difference between two men marrying each other? Why bother to pretend to be women for the sake of looking good? Anyone with a heart can't accept this. humiliation."
Ji Bingyan said: "It's my fault."
He turned to look at Chu Liuxiang, and saw the man's slender fingers deftly untie the purse, put the note in it, and then hid the purse in the secret pocket of his cuff.Ji Bingyan couldn't help thinking, is it Wuhua who used short notes to cheat a little red, or did he like epiphyllum with the name "Wuhua"?
As for why he thinks about this kind of problem, he is simply bored and has nothing to do.
When the sun was setting, there was a "squeak" and the door opened.
The four of Chu Liuxiang looked at the door together, and a girl in white came walking against the light.
The girl has a slim waist, straight and long legs, and she walks like a lovely little white flower swaying in the wind.A man and a woman followed behind her.
The man has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a long face, sharp eyes, and a dull expression.Next to his left is a girl in a long crimson dress, who is extremely beautiful, with a sweet smile on her face all the time.
The four people in the room only glanced at the girl in white, then quickly looked away.
This girl's body and temperament are all top-notch, but her appearance is ugly.
Yellow skin, flat face, full of small freckles.Such an ugly girl, just looking at her for a second will make her eyes pissed off.
The girl in white looked at Chu Liuxiang and smiled coquettishly, and said, "Are you the one who is called 'the marshal among robbers and the best son among hooligans'?"
The girl in white's laughter was like the sound of nature, but her smiling face was like a steamed bun, so ugly that people couldn't bear to look directly at it.However, she has supercilious self-confidence, and she never forgets to wink at Chu Liuxiang when she smiles charmingly.
"........."
Chu Liuxiang's eyelids twitched, but she still maintained a gentleman's demeanor, trying to maintain a smiling expression and said, "It's just me. The girl knows her identity, but I don't know what the girl is called?"
"Ask knowingly!" The girl in white rolled her eyes, pointed at her face, and said, "What's my name, can't you see it?" That sour look seemed to be the moment Chu Liuxiang said she couldn't see, and she would vomit fragrance.
Chu Liuxiang said, "No salt?"
Wuhua said: "It's not stupid."
The girl in white turned around and said to her companion: "Didn't you admire Xiangshuai for a long time, seeing me today, why did you become dumb all of a sudden?"
The beautiful young girl in a long crimson dress wrung her fingers and said shyly, "Xiang Shuai is someone my empress likes, so I don't want to talk to him casually, if I say something wrong and make my empress and her elders angry, it will be bad. "
The girl in white said: "You are afraid, but I am not!"
As he said that, he walked up to the man, stared at his face fiercely, showing a nympho-like obsessive expression and said: "Oh, no wonder so many women like you, such a suave man, which woman is not attracted Woolen cloth?"
Talking was not enough, so I started to move.
The hand holding the orchid finger lightly brushed across the man's handsome face, as if he thought it was amused, he poked again.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua and the others: "..."
Chu Liuxiang froze, her eyes fell on the other party's white as jade hands, and she didn't dare to move.Such a beautiful hand, the little brown mole on the little finger that he had kissed carefully...
Can't be wrong, it must be no flowers!
Seeing this, the beautiful girl turned pale, her lips turned pale, and she reminded in a low voice: "Wuyan, he is the one your empress has her eyes on."
The small eyes of the girl in white were narrowed, and she looked at the man maliciously, and said: "The empress is busy dressing up and dressing up, and greet the distinguished guests with the best spirit. How can I have time to care about us unknown people."
The beautiful girl opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't even have the energy to speak.
The man behind Wu Hua frowned, held the hilt of his sword in his hand, and said coldly: "If you fall in love with him, it won't be too late to reward you if you get tired of being treated by the empress."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua choked on the saliva on the spot and coughed earth-shatteringly.
Ji Bingyan lowered her head, as if she was asleep and didn't hear anything.
A little red looked at the girl in white, and then at Chu Liuxiang, her eyes were full of sympathy.
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