Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Chapter 3 After returning to vulgar life, she married a blue-faced bosom friend 3

Wu Hua unfolded her fairy-like veiled dress, turned her eyes to stare at the man, and said with a half-smile, "Xiang Shuai has a good eye."

Irony?Nothing.

Chu Liuxiang brazenly accepted the compliment.

It's not that he brags, he can count on one hand the people in the whole Wulin who have caught up with his aesthetic vision.Look at how smart and elegant the clothes he chose, 100% set off the holy temperament of Wuhua, who is as graceful as a fairy.

Wuhua is right, he has really good eyesight.

Chu Liuxiang's face was as big as a basin, and she didn't feel guilty at all, but she still explained: "You are not suitable to wear monk clothes now."

Wu Hua resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and said, "You can buy men's clothing."

Chu Liuxiang was stunned.

That's right, there are quite a few women disguised as men in Jianghu, why didn't he think that Wu Hua could wear men's clothes?

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, and said awkwardly: "Sorry, I forgot. Otherwise, I'll go buy you a men's suit again?"

"No need." Wuhua is not a hypocritical person. Now that she has become a woman, she cares about so many things. Let's just wear women's clothes. You have to get used to it.

Wuhua's ability to endure makes people feel extremely distressed, Chu Liuxiang hesitates to speak, and wants to tell the other party not to give up on himself.

Seeing that Chu Liuxiang was still standing here like a stone pillar, Wuhua had no choice but to remind him, "The little monk needs to change clothes, can Xiangshuai help me?"

Chu Liuxiang's face became hot, and she left the room.

Wuhua rummaged through her clothes and picked out a long snow-white dress. When she picked up the dress, a bright color caught her eye with great impact.It was a bellyband, fairy pink, embroidered with a few elegant orchids, novel and unique in style, bold in cut, it was the best combination of purity, sanctity and sexiness.

Wuhua: "..."

A big man is so careful as a silk, and his outer clothes, inner clothes, and underwear are completely prepared, so he has no choice but to obey him.

The corner of Wuhua's mouth twitched, wondering why Chu Liuxiang had the nerve to buy such a thing, don't you feel embarrassed?After thinking about it, this guy is romantic and affectionate, maybe he does this kind of thing a lot on weekdays.How much shame do you have to do what you are used to?

Chu Liuxiang didn't know that Wuhua was slandering him, and if she knew, she would yell for injustice.

He has never bought clothes for a woman, let alone a bellyband that a woman wears next to her body. God knows why the owner of the cloth shop is so enthusiastic about adoring him, as if they are of the same kind. I picked three relatively less sexy and explicit ones.

As the sun rises in the east, clusters of jasmine flowers bloom quietly on both sides of the road.

The breeze is blowing, the flowers and branches dance lightly, the snow-white petals and emerald-green leaves are dotted with crystal clear and round dewdrops, and they are very delicate.

"Are you free?"

The girl was dressed in a spotless white dress, her shoulders and sleeves were wet with dew, and there was a hint of fragrance.

The man standing beside her was handsome and tall. Hearing this, he glanced at her. The white curtain covered the girl's face, making it difficult for people to see her expression clearly. It was impossible to analyze whether she was chasing a visitor or just saying it casually.

From Chu Liuxiang's point of view, Wuhua, a good confidant, would never drive him away, so she casually said, "There's nothing to do for now."

The rivers and lakes are dangerous, Wuhua has such outstanding talent and appearance, how can it be good to be targeted by young people?

Therefore, in order to protect the innocence of his confidant, he has to take on the responsibility of a friend, act as a flower protector along the way, and drive away the young people who are close to Wuhua with evil intentions.

Chu Liuxiang thought shamelessly wishful thinking.

[Ding, the hero's idiot level +1. 】

An idiot, an idiot?

Wuhua disagrees: "Chu Liuxiang is smart and wise, and has nothing to do with an idiot."

System: "'Idiot' was originally a characteristic word in Fusang that refers to durians and perverts."

Wu Hua said with a cold face: "Nonsense!"

Chu Liuxiang has a handsome appearance and a humorous personality. Although he is emotionally full of peach blossoms and is a romantic playboy, he is by no means a shameless person who forces a girl from a good family.Otherwise, Wuhua, who has a very high vision, would not be friends with him, and he is the only friend.

The system is insulting Chu Liuxiang's personality, and it is also a denial of his vision for making friends.

The system said innocently: "The host please listen to me. An idiot in the Central Plains refers to someone who is obsessed with someone or something, with the meaning of self-deprecating and mocking others for entertainment."

Wuhua fell into a strange silence, and said for a moment: "You mean that Chu Liuxiang is obsessed with me?"

The system said: "The host's appearance and body are 100% in line with Chu Liuxiang's mate selection requirements. In other words, if the host intends to marry, Chu Liuxiang has a high chance of turning his prodigal son back, starting a family and starting a business, and living alone with the host."

Wuhua: "..."

Thanks, it doesn't have to be that way.

Chu Liuxiang doesn't need the prodigal son to turn back, and she doesn't want to marry.

Wuhua is not one of those weird men who "the first thing to do when you become a woman is to make your brother happy". If Chu Liuxiang becomes a woman and is willing to be his woman, Wuhua has no objection. If she wants to come to the other party, she is also very attractive as a woman. Wuhua is self-conscious The lower limit is okay, and it seems that this setting is acceptable.In turn, wash and sleep, it is impossible to dream.

Captured the host's entangled inner activities, the system comforted: "Everyone has the love of beauty. Humans are visual animals, and Chu Liuxiang is just greedy for the host's body. If the host has no intention of marrying, don't take it to heart. "

"..."

Wuhua cast a glance at the man who was greedy for her body.This guy is really flirtatious, and he doesn't even let his friends go.

Thinking of this, he moved to the side, a little away from the other party.

Chu Liuxiang: "..." Why do you feel that you are rejected?

Along the way, Wuhua used two things at once, chatting with Chu Liuxiang and opening resources in the system folder at the same time.

According to the system, these are things from other worlds, including film and television dramas, songs, highlights and clips.

Wuhua has a curiosity that is eager to explore the unknown mysteries of the universe. After opening the folder, she sees a video marked with "Idiot, Han" and clicks it.

After half a stick of incense, Wu Hua's eyes were straightened, her expression was in a daze, and she hated herself for being cheap a thousand times ten thousand times.

Trams, cars, elevators, stairs, a series of strange means of transportation and places that have never been seen before, one after another challenge the bottom line of human morality. The scenes of eating chicken with various tricks challenge the delicate and sensitive nerves of the young monk who has been eating vegetarian food, reciting Buddha, and being pure-hearted for many years. , This was an eye-opener, and the three views were bombed into pieces.

Future humans are too scary!

Wuhua used to think that Fusang's culture was not good, the upper circle was too chaotic, men and women were not taboo, everyone liked to have an affair, and the practice of couples loving to cuckold each other was really puzzling and contemptuous.

However, he never thought that one mountain would be as high as another.

Turning off the video expressionlessly, Wu Hua stared at the handsome and elegant man with sword-browed eyebrows and star-eyed eyes through a veil.

There's no way, the male protagonist in the video is both wretched and ugly, so disgusting that it makes one want to vomit.In sharp contrast, Chu Liuxiang is simply a fresh and pleasant man, a rare and peerless handsome man in the world.

The night is slightly cool.

In the small farmyard, the birds on the branches were startled by a few cat calls.

Outside the yard, a moon-white figure appeared under the century-old ginkgo tree. Bathed in the moonlight, the young man had red lips and white teeth, and his eyes were like bright stars. His beautiful face was pure and holy. His beautiful eyes looked behind the tree indifferently, and his tone was soft like the wind: "I don't know what the eldest grandson's late-night visit is about?"

The girl in red came out from behind the tree, playing with the braids on her chest with her slender hands, and said with curved eyebrows: "I miss you." She paused, with a charming smile, and said in a drawn-out tone: "I love you!" ,male."

The system was shocked: "She called you husband?!"

Wuhua: "Yes."

System: "You are a monk, why do you have a wife?"

Wuhua sighed: "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves."

System: "..." I'm so sorry.

"Miss Changsun." Wu Hua lowered her voice and said, "I have no plans to marry a wife and have children."

What Wuhua likes is not a woman like Changsun Hong who has a heart like a snake.

In the past, due to Shi Guanyin's affection, she had to make false claims with the other party, but now that she has become a woman, she doesn't want to spend any more time trying to deal with the other party.In order to turn back into a man, she had to keep doing good deeds. When Chang Sun Hong came to see her, it was not good at first glance. It was obvious what attitude she should take.

Chang Sunhong bit her red lips lightly, and complained quietly: "You don't listen to what your mother said?"

The empress she was talking about was Shi Guanyin, a vicious, murderous, twisted, narcissistic female devil.The other party had two children with Fusang Swordsman more than ten years ago, but in the end they abandoned their husbands and sons.

The cold light in Wuhua's eyes flickered, and she said lightly: "My little monk also has a younger brother."

The implication is that you can change your target. If you become my sister-in-law, I don't mind if you register with my family.

The so-called dead friends don't die poor people, Wuhua did not hesitate to push her younger brother into the fire pit.

Chang Sunhong stomped her feet, gritted her teeth and said, "But I just like you."

Cold and out of the world, noble and restrained, with a fairy air like a banished fairy above the nine heavens.When Chang Sunhong saw the boy for the first time, her heart fell and she fell in love with him.

Wu Hua spit out the hard-hearted words with a gentle expression: "I'm sorry, the monk is devoted to the Buddha, so I can only let down the girl's wrong love."

Changsun Hong said angrily: "What's wrong with me, why don't you like me?"

"If you have to find a reason." Wuhua sprayed the venom with a smile, "I don't like people who are uglier than me."

Changsun Hong: "..." Knock your mother!

I didn't despise you for being beautiful, but you still despise me for being ugly!Let me tell you, it's not bad for a man who is so beautiful to have a woman.I still want to find a wife who is more beautiful than myself, the requirements are so high, why don't you go to heaven.

Changsun Hong's face changed back and forth, and she really loved and hated this calm young man in front of her.

Wuhua is [-]% similar to Shi Guanyin, and there are very few people who are comparable to him in appearance, and people from all over the world can count them on one hand.

The stunning beauties Shui Lingguang and Qiu Lingsu known as the "Two Spirits of Heaven and Earth", Qu Wurong, who is quite as beautiful as the "No. [-] Beauty in the Martial Arts" Qiu Lingsu, and the narcissistic and mad Shi Guanyin who likes to destroy other people's looks.

However, Shui Lingguang, who does not stick to the fireworks in the world and is better than fairies, married the world's number one hero Tie Zhongtang more than 20 years ago, and then retreated into the world.

Qiu Lingsu, the number one dream lover in Jianghu, was forced to disfigure her face by Shi Guanyin, changed her name and surname, and married Ci, the director of the beggar gang.Even if Wuhua likes big sister, she has no chance to win the heart of beauty.

As for Qu Wurong, because he was too beautiful, Shi Guanyin forced him to ruin his appearance.

And Shi Guanyin is Wuhua's mother, so she has nothing to do.

So, why does Wu Hua think she is ugly?

Although her eldest Sun Hong is not a great beauty, but she is also a pretty girl who is charming and charming, and any man will flock to her.If there was a ranking list of beauties in the whole world, she would be able to squeeze into the top twenty.

Chang Sunhong said unwillingly: "Master Wuhua can't even look down on a beauty like me. I don't know what kind of beauty can capture your heart. Could it be that Master Wuhua wants to be alone for the rest of his life?"

Wu Hua listened to her yin and yang words, and said calmly: "It's my little monk's wish to be with the Buddha forever."

Does this mean that he would rather be a bachelor than be with her?

Chang Sunhong's face was distorted, a girl's heart was deeply stabbed, and seeing her sweetheart's brain filled with pink bubbles was completely awake under the beating of cold reality.She took a deep breath, stopped chatting, and talked about business.

"Master, her old man has given you a task."

Wuhua rested her right hand on the prayer bead on her left wrist, and slowly turned the bead. Whenever she made this movement, it was the rhythm of wanting to kill.The crow-feather-like eyelashes drooped down, concealing the gloomy and cruel eyes.

She didn't want to talk to Marble Avalokitesvara, but was coerced, so she had no choice but to obey her orders.

Wu Hua closed her eyes for a while, then said in a warm voice, "What task?"

Chang Sunhong read out a series of names, "Zuo Youzheng, the leader of the Tianxing Gang, Song Gang, the master of the Cinnabar Gate, Ximen Qian, a killer scholar, Lingjiuzi of the Hainan School, Zamuhe, the king of the desert, her master and her old man let me help you." You kill them."

Wuhua said: "Not to mention the other four people, Zamuhe is far away in the desert, if mother wants to deal with him, wouldn't it be more convenient to do it directly?" The other party is as easy as flipping the palm of your hand, so why bother to go far away and let him go all the way to the desert to kill people.

Chang Sun Hong said: "Master, she has a way to attract them, and I will let you catch them all."

Wuhua said: "No matter how conceited I am, I dare not think that I can defeat five with one."

Chang Sunhong smiled coquettishly, and changed her voice: "There is one of the most poisonous medicines in the world. It is colorless and tasteless. If someone drinks a drop, they will explode and die instantly. Do you know what kind of poison this medicine is?"

"Tianyi Shenshui." Wuhua said abruptly: "Using Tianyi Shenshui to deal with them is indeed a rare and good way."

"That's right." Changsun Hong said: "Your Majesty heard that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, is going to invite you to give a lecture at Shenshui Palace, so she came up with this good idea for you. I believe that with your ingenuity, it will not be difficult to steal Tianyi Shenshui."

Chang Sun Hong held a grudge and said: "After all, Master Wuhua is a celestial being, and Shenshui Palace is full of ugly girls who are not as familiar with the world and are not as good as you. If you want to coax them, it will be easy."

The shadows of the trees were whirling, the cool wind was blowing, Wuhua turned the beads on her wrist, her drooping eyelashes hid the cold murderous intent in her eyes, and said softly, "Your Majesty is so optimistic about this little monk, so naturally this little monk can't let her down."

The system asked curiously, "Why did Shi Guanyin ask you to kill those five people?"

Wuhua: "They will hinder her plan."

System: "Most of Shi Guanyin's forces are in the Great Desert. Except for Zamuhe, the others are all from the Central Plains. What hinders her?"

Wuhua: "The five of them have one thing in common. They all have no regrets for Qiu Lingsu, and they still never forget it."

The system suddenly realized: "As long as Qiu Lingsu asks her old lovers for help, Shi Guanyin's plan will come to nothing." It is a pity that Qiu Lingsu is guarded by Nan Gongling, no matter how many lovers she has, she will have nowhere to ask for help.

Wuhua: "In addition to this, I need a little more."

System: "Which point?"

Wuhua: "A woman's terrible jealousy."

Before leaving, Changsun Hong squinted at the boy's baggy monk's robe, which was two sizes too big. Because of love and hatred, she hooked her red lips, and mercilessly mocked the other's clothes, "Master Wuhua is a monk and a monk." It’s quite poor, don’t you even have a decent monk’s robe?”

The shrunken Wuhua: "..."

When the host was insulted, the system was filled with righteous indignation and uttered: "Damn motherfucker, I want you to meddle in your own business!"

The host is already a bad sesame stuffing, and you add fuel to the fire, what if the other party blackens and destroys the world, and only wants to do things and not do good things?It doesn't want to be recycled by the factory if the task is not completed!

Chang Sunhong's stroke of genius stepped on Wuhua's painful feet perfectly, so that she became sullen, and wrote a note in the small notebook in her heart, looking for opportunities to retaliate in the future.

Wuhua returned to the room and fell asleep again.

another room.

In the darkness, a pair of eyes slowly opened, filled with shock and doubt.

Monk also has a fiancee?