darknovel Chapter 321 Lin Zhou, the Naming Failure, Goes Online: How About Calling Me Lin Gou Dan?
Chapter 321 Lin Zhou, the Naming Failure, Goes Online: How About Calling Me Lin Gou Dan?
Lin Zhou carefully took the light swaddle from the special nurse.
His hands, which had once precisely managed hundreds of billions of dollars and ruthlessly pulled the trigger, were now stiff.
He knelt down in front of the hospital bed, his movements as gentle as if he were protecting the most fragile polar aurora in the world.
"Wife, look, our little tyrant."
Lin Zhou gently placed the child next to Su Qingge's pillow.
Su Qingge's previously unfocused gaze softened instantly when it touched the wrinkled little life.
She turned her head to the side, her nose lightly brushing against the edge of the swaddling clothes.
The unique, pleasant milky scent of a newborn instantly dispelled her fatigue caused by extreme weakness, replaced by a sacred and blissful power.
"So ugly."
Su Qingge's pale lips parted slightly, uttering two words tinged with a smile.
"That's called not opening up yet."
Lin Zhou raised an eyebrow defiantly, his eyes filled with the kind of protectiveness that comes from arrogance.
"Look at that forehead, that straight nose, and that arrogant sleeping posture even with his eyes closed."
"This is a miniature version of me, Lin Zhou. He'll definitely be a menace in the future."
Su Qingge's laughter was faint due to exhaustion.
She raised her hand and lightly touched the delicate little face with her fingertips.
"Lin Zhou, have you decided on a name?"
"We can't keep calling him 'little guy' or 'brat,' can we?"
Mentioning the name brings a warm feeling to the ward.
Old Chen stood aside, his hand already neatly prepared with paper and pen, ready to record the name of this Lin family crown prince, a name worthy of being recorded in history.
His old face was full of anticipation, and he was even imagining imposing names such as "Lin Tian'ao" or "Lin Zhenhuan".
however.
Lin Zhou's smile suddenly vanished, replaced by a serious and thoughtful expression.
He rested his chin on his hand, his brows furrowed, and his eyes held a deep light that only appeared when he was dealing with the most difficult transnational crises.
"Actually, I've already thought this through carefully in the hallway."
Lin Zhou spoke in a serious tone, his voice firm and resolute.
"A name should have depth, be authoritative, and conform to the ancient wisdom of our Chinese tradition."
Old Chen excitedly took a step forward, his reading glasses almost sliding down to the tip of his nose.
"Young master, please speak quickly, this old servant is all ears!"
Su Qingge looked at him expectantly, her peach blossom eyes filled with a gentle light of trust.
Lin Zhou took a deep breath, his tone solemn, even carrying a hint of arrogant pride.
"I've made up my mind."
"Let's call him—Lin Gou Dan."
"If they are twins, the one that cried the louder just now should be named Lin Erdan."
"Clatter".
The expensive Montblanc pen in Old Chen's hand fell neatly onto the smooth marble floor.
Old Chen was frozen in place as if he had been struck by a high-voltage electric current, his face full of wrinkles twitching wildly.
He even suspected that he was experiencing bizarre auditory hallucinations due to extreme joy.
Su Qingge's originally calm and gentle face froze instantly.
She didn't even care about the dizziness caused by extreme weakness; her eyes slowly, inch by inch, moved toward Lin Zhou.
The lingering stillness in the ward instantly transformed from a feeling of "family bliss" into one of "awkward awkwardness."
"What...what did you just say your name was?"
Su Qingge's voice trembled slightly due to the extreme and unnatural shock.
"Lin Gou Dan!"
Lin Zhou remained serious, even puffing out his chest arrogantly.
"Wife, let me explain."
"Our Lin family is currently too powerful; such extreme peaks often lead to a shortened lifespan."
"As the saying goes, 'A humble name makes one easier to raise,' which is a profound survival wisdom of the working people."
"Calling him 'Dog Egg' will make him more down-to-earth and let him know that life isn't easy, so he won't think he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth."
"Look at those outrageously wealthy scions, their names are all so arrogant, but don't they all end up going astray?"
As Lin Zhou spoke, he confidently patted Old Chen on the shoulder.
"Old Chen, don't you think so?"
"What a resounding name! From now on, he can walk with impunity in the capital. When people hear that 'Brother Dog Egg' is here, they will not only feel awe, but also an extreme sense of familiarity."
Old Chen wanted to hit someone at that moment.
He awkwardly lowered his head to pick up the pen, not daring to respond to his young master's outrageous remark.
He was even praying frantically to God in his heart.
"Thank God, the young master must have lost his mind from extreme joy."
"The eldest son of the Lin family is called Lin Gou Dan? This old servant would never be able to bear such a disgrace in his life!"
Su Qingge laughed in anger. The color she had lost due to childbirth was actually turned red with anger because of this extreme absurdity.
That aloof, goddess-like aura violently revived at this moment.
Looking at Lin Zhou's earnest yet innocent expression, she wished she could get up right now and teach him a lesson about family discipline.
"Lin Zhou, say it again, what's his name?"
Su Qingge's voice was very low, but it carried a cold sense of threat.
"Then... if you don't like Gou Dan, Lin Tiezhu is fine too?"
Lin Zhou probed in a low voice, but his eyes were unwavering.
"We can't be too delicate. The name Tiezhu means tough and symbolizes the solid foundation of our Lin family."
Su Qingge couldn't listen to it anymore.
This is a shrewd businessman who can manipulate Wall Street tycoons at will.
This is the godfather who is domineering on the Grammy red carpet and can make global superstars bow down.
In the sacred matter of naming a child, they exhibited an absurdly extreme lack of understanding.
This is simply some kind of absurd short circuit caused by an overly superior brain structure.
She felt a tightness in her chest, and her small hands, which had become soft due to extreme weakness, now generated an absurd strength due to this extreme anger.
She deftly extended her hand.
The fingertips became incredibly agile due to their extreme absurdity.
She did not grab Lin Zhou's collar.
Instead, he precisely touched the light, soft silk cushion under the pillow, which he had specially placed there to make her comfortable.
A dangerous glint flashed in Su Qingge's peach blossom eyes.
She gritted her teeth, her tone gentle, yet it sent chills down Lin Zhou's spine.
"Lin Zhou, come here right now."
"Say that name loudly to your son three more times."
"By the way, I'll also show you what the ultimate 'family care' truly means."
Lin Zhou looked at Su Qingge's lively expression, which had become lively due to her anger and amusement, and lazily shrank his neck.
"Well... if you don't think Gou Dan and Tie Zhu are good enough, I have a few other options here."
"Lin Cuihua is reserved for her daughter. How about we name her Lin Erlengzi?"
Su Qingge took a deep breath and violently swung the pillow in her hand.
Due to extreme exhaustion, the pillow, though not heavy, landed precisely on Lin Zhou's arrogant face.
"Lin Zhou! Get outside and face the wall to reflect on your actions!"
"If you dare mention that name again before I've calmed down, I'll make sure my son takes my surname, Su!"
Lin Zhou caught the pillow deftly, a mischievous grin on his face.
He knew that Su Qingge's ability to throw a tantrum meant that her body was indeed recovering rapidly thanks to the system's medication.
"Fine, fine, I'll leave, I'll leave."
Lin Zhou looked at Su Qingge with doting eyes, his gaze deep.
"But honey, your strength with that pillow has improved quite a bit."
He hugged his pillow and made a ridiculous face at his son in the cradle.
"Son, your mom thinks 'Dog Egg' sounds awful, but your dad did his best."
"From now on, your name should be too literary, or don't blame your dad for not coming up with a more impressive name for you."
Old Chen sighed silently and deftly pushed Lin Zhou out.
"Young master, please, please shut up."
"If she gets up again, her blood pressure will rise."
Just as Lin Zhou was pushed out the door.
Looking at his lazy back, Su Qingge's smile finally overflowed.
This absurd humor, after the extreme tension, felt surprisingly warm.
"Lin Zhou, you still haven't said what name you're going to give your son."
Su Qingge called softly towards the door.
Just as the gap was about to close, Lin Zhou turned around carefully.
A sacred and gentle light suddenly flashed in his eyes, which had been so cynical.
"Call him Lin An."
"I want him to live a peaceful and safe life, year after year."
"In this not-so-peaceful world, let's be the most stable members of the Lin family."
Su Qingge was slightly taken aback.
"Lin An..."
She chewed on those two words repeatedly, and finally a gentle smile appeared on her lips.
"Lin An, what do you think of this name?"