darknovel Chapter 145 The Dog Author Has Quite Unique Hobbies
Chapter 145 The Dog Author Has Quite Unique Hobbies
"Tender as water? This is it."
Zhao Yan came here on a 28 because Qin Da repeatedly told him not to drive until he got his driver's license.
The main reason is that they have a bad influence and are afraid of teaching minors bad things.
"Handsome, welcome, how can I help you?" A girl wearing a cheongsam came over with a gentle smile on her face.
"I'm here to find a friend." Zhao Yan declined the young lady's kindness and went straight to a certain box.
.......
"Humph, sister, are you afraid that your brother can't afford the money?"
The young man was very unhappy and felt that the massage girl did not trust him at all!
Can't you get on the bus first and then pay the ticket?
Does he look like Qiongbi?
He just received a huge reward, he is rich!
"Brother, you misunderstood. We have many set meals here. Which one do you like?"
The massage girl quickly explained.
Although the young man's underpants look like the ones sold by Pinxixi for 9 yuan and 90 pieces with free shipping, he looks like a poor guy.
But she didn't dare to say it directly unless she didn't want to do it anymore.
"Yo Xi, what kind of packages are there?" the young man asked expectantly.
The massage girl handed over a menu, "Brother, take a look."
The young man sat up suddenly.
A pair of ruthless eyes scanned the menu, and for a moment, he asked with a rippling smile on his face: "What kind of temptation is this pink temptation?"
The massage girl's eyes were surprised, "You want this? The pink color is so tempting that most men can't hold it, and it requires a professional girl to do it for you. I can't do it."
"Oh, professional lady, I understand. That's it!"
The young man was stunned and quickly reacted.
Although, the massage girl in front of me is pretty, but there must be some gap between her and the professional girls.
As for what ordinary men can’t hold on to? The young man didn't care at all. Is he an ordinary person?
"Okay, wait a moment, I'll call someone for you right now." The massage girl sighed.
Who are they? The taste is really strong.
Soon, a young woman dressed coquettishly walked in carrying a small box.
The young man raised his eyes and suddenly became excited.
It smells bad!
"Brother, lie down and stretch out your legs." The coquettish young woman sat there, full of momentum.
The young man, a novice, was immediately restrained.
Although I didn’t know what to do with my legs stretched out, I still obeyed.
He put his feet on the young woman's plump thighs.
The coquettish young woman took out a small brush, filled it with pink nail polish, and began to apply it carefully.
? ? ?
The young man was confused.
what's the situation? Why did you start painting your nails?
Is it some popular fun way to play?
Although he was confused, the young man did not dare to ask more questions.
He is afraid that others will know that he has no knowledge.
After a while.
The coquettish young woman put away her tools and patted the young man's feet.
"Brother, the pink temptation is ready. Take a look. There is also a diamond. Is it tempting or not?"
"..."
Looking at the pink manicure on his toes, the young man was stunned.
Is this horse riding pink temptation?
A black shop! Isn’t it deceiving consumers?
"Sister, have you drilled too much? There are no strands of silk in your socks."
The coquettish young woman smiled and said, "You can wear slippers."
? ? ?
God fucking wears slippers.
If you wear pink manicure and slippers, won't you be beaten to death as a pervert?
Just when the young man wanted to have a good argument, the door suddenly opened.
"Hey, just playing."
Zhao Yan saw that the young man was only wearing a pair of small pants and there was a coquettish young woman beside him.
He laughed immediately.
Good guy, it's better to come early than to come early. Isn't this just catching up? Dog authors really know how to enjoy it.
"Who are you?" The young man was shocked and asked doubtfully.
He didn't seem to recognize the handsome guy in front of him.
"Let me introduce myself. I am your reader, the brother Dapeng who gave you a reward of 10,000 yuan. Your name is Huang Fei, right?"
Why is he called Brother Dapeng? Of course it’s because Dapeng is the king among birds.
Especially suitable for his physical condition.
"?"
Huang Fei was confused.
Isn't it? impossible? Unscientific, right?
My readers, why do you find me? Do you still know my name? !
"How did you find me?" Huang Fei's face turned red and he hesitated.
Mainly because the way it looks now is really a bit indecent.
"Oh, I have learned some fortune telling, and I followed the network cable to find it." Zhao Yan looked calm.
"...."
What nonsense.
"By the way, I'm still a policeman, are you engaging in pornography now?"
Zhao Yan showed his police ID, tilted his head and asked.
Hearing this, the young woman next to him quickly clarified: "Officer, how can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? I am a serious person, here to help customers do manicures."
After saying that, fearing that Zhao Yan wouldn't believe it, he even lifted Huang Fei's foot.
Manicure?
Hearing this, Zhao Yan looked over.
I saw ten shiny manicures shining ineffectively on a pair of rough big feet.
"..."
Now, it was Zhao Yan's turn to be dumbfounded.
He stared at Huang Fei with a faint look, "Young man, your hobby is quite unique."
Did he misunderstand the feelings?
What the dog author talks about is actually coming to the club to get a manicure, not coloring?
Thinking of this, Zhao Yan felt inexplicably ashamed.
He actually thought wrongly and must reflect on it!
But who could have imagined such a perversion?
Huang Fei's face was so hot that he wanted to crawl directly into the crack, if the young woman had no objection.
His face turned red and he explained incoherently: "No, it's not like that. It's all a misunderstanding. I didn't want to do a manicure."
"You didn't want to do a manicure? Do you just want to do something else?" Zhao Yan took out a silver bracelet and twirled it in his hand.
Huang Feima became numb.
Do you admit that you are a pervert, or do you admit that you come to the club to have sex?
This is a difficult choice, no matter which one it is, it is an unbearable weight in life!
After struggling for a long time, Huang Fei summoned up the courage to shout loudly: "That's right! I'm here for a manicure, not the color!"
Tired, destroy it!
Huang Fei slumped on the sofa with dull eyes.
In his eyes, there was crystal sparkle.
"Sorry, I misunderstood. Please clean it up quickly. Readers are waiting for you to update."
Zhao Yan apologized without sincerity, then took out his cell phone and took pictures.
"Presumably, you don't want readers to know about your perverted hobbies."
? ? ? ?
Huang Fei's eyes widened and he looked at Zhao Yan in disbelief.
are you human? Do you still have a conscience?
I’m already like this, and you’re still urging me to update?
Not only did he urge the update, but he also took pictures and threatened to urge the update?
"Brother Dapeng, if you have something to say, can you delete the photo?" Huang Fei said with a stern look on his face.
If this gets out, it will be over, and I am afraid I will lose my right to choose a mate!
"Okay, you read it after me."
"I swear, starting from today, I will update steadily on time and quantity. I won't ask for leave, I won't supervise, I will think about what readers think, worry about what readers are anxious about, and be a ruthless coding machine. If there is any violation, the chicken will never be eaten again. To the fish.”
Huang Fei was stunned when he heard this.
This is too cruel.
Finally, under Zhao Yan's kind eyes, he repeated without tears: "I swear, from today on..."