darknovel Chapter 136 Don't Panic Everyone, The Plane Falls Because The Captain Drinks Too Much [Part 1]
Chapter 136 Don't Panic Everyone, The Plane Falls Because The Captain Drinks Too Much [Part 1]
"Master Chen was accosted?"
"Bitch, come here, Master Chen is mine!"
"Master Chen, you have to be reserved, don't be tempted by women!"
"Women are devils!"
[Drunk lying in the world]: Master Chen, take it, foreign girls are really good at kung fu.
【Jia Tianxia】: Ahem, no comments.
"The amount of information is a bit large."
Chen Yang looked at the blonde girl in front of him and asked, "I am, do you know me?"
The blond girl said: "My name is Ivan Reza. I often watch your live broadcast. Our captain would like to invite you over."
"now?"
"That's right." Ivan Ruisa said, "Mr. Chen will follow me."
"good."
Chen Yang stood up and followed, and said: "Everyone saw, this Miss Ivan Reza invited me over, and it was as it was said on the Internet, the people of the fighting nation are very enthusiastic, and my fans are even more enthusiastic."
When they came to the boarding gate, Chen Yang asked curiously, "I haven't checked in yet, can I go in?"
Ivan Risa said: "It's okay."
Well, fighting nations aren't really... informal.
The plane was empty except for the crew members.
They were sitting there, and when Ivan Reza led Chen Yang in, all the crew members stood up and applauded vigorously.
"Welcome Mr. Chen."
"Master Chen, I'm your fan!"
"Our whole crew of 357 are your fans."
"Master Chen, can I give you a hug?"
A stewardess came and looked at the huge headlights in front of her, Chen Yang said: "Of course."
The two hugged, and before Chen Yang could feel the softness in front of him, the stewardess had already let go.
…
The other stewardesses approached him and hugged him.
When it was Ivan Risa's turn, she even dared to kiss Chen Yang.
"Hold the grass, I can't help it, it's too much!"
"What the hell, how can such a good thing happen to Mr. Chen."
"Is there a privilege for being handsome? Why haven't I encountered such a privilege in the past thirty years?"
Netizens were about to explode in place.
"Hey, Chen, I'm your big fan."
A captain came over and shook his hand firmly: "I really like your video, especially the video of rock climbing. I watch it every day, even before going to bed, and then you flash in my mind. Only by the shadow of the man can he enter the dreamland."
"It's easy to be misunderstood.
"Chen, here you are." The co-pilot conjured a bottle of vodka out of nowhere and handed it to him.
Looking at the vodka in front of him, Chen Yang didn't know what to say or not to say.
"Come on, Chen, let's have a toast. It's a great thing to celebrate that we're all on the same plane today.
The two captains held up vodka, forcibly clinked glasses with him, and took several sips.
Chen Yang: "..."
"Hahaha, the fighting nation lives up to its reputation!"
"White Emperor Holy Sword, Yu Jian follows me!"
"Master Chen, you're done. These two people actually drank before flying the plane. They're going to die!"
"I was really frightened by them, how could it be like this."
"In China, if someone dared to do this, really, he would have been fired a long time ago."
Chen Yang was really crazily complaining in his heart, but it was the other party's kindness, so he was too embarrassed not to drink it.
After taking a sip, the wine was really strong.
He pretended to ask: "You guys are going to fly a plane later, is it really okay to drink?"
The captain said: "A captain who doesn't drink alcohol can't fly a plane well. Drinking alcohol can fly a plane well. This is the tradition of our fighting nation.
What a tradition!
What else can he say, he can only pray that the two of them drink better.
"Oh, by the way, Chen, I have one thing I want to ask you.
The captain pointed to the drone behind him: "When you fly later, can you turn on your live broadcast?"
Chen Yang said: "Can it be opened? Will it not affect it?"
"Of course it won't affect it. The captain said: "I hope you can promote our Fighting Nation flight through the live broadcast. Let more people choose our fighting nation flight.
....... This is of course no problem. " Chen Yang thought to himself, you really don't have 13 at all.
Just like you fly a plane and drink, without a resurrection gold coin, you dare not be your plane.
They chatted for a while, and when it was almost time to board the plane, the two captains returned to the cockpit.
Ivan Risa said: "Chen, do you need me to help you upgrade to the first class?"
"Thank you, no need, it's fine here."
He was in Dashan every day, and he rarely saw people. He came out once in a while, but he didn't want to lock himself in one place.
"Then if you need anything, just call me, remember (bcfd), my name is Yifang Ruisha."
"Well, definitely."
He came to his seat and sat down, the drone hovering over his head.
The drone produced by the system is very small, only the size of a palm, and will not affect other people at all.
At this time, President Wu's phone call came.
"Chen, have you boarded the plane yet?"
"Yes, it's already on the plane, and the captain invited me to live broadcast the whole process to help them promote it."
"You're really lucky. It must be an overseas flight, right? Domestic flights don't even allow electronic equipment."
"Yes, Fighting Nation Flight."
Fighting nation..." Mr. Wu didn't know if he thought of some bad memories, so he skipped the topic and said, "That's right, Twitch wants you to authorize the broadcasting rights of the live broadcast room to them in advance. "
"In such a hurry?"
"Because the news has been leaked, they are worried that other platforms will raise the price and snatch you away, so they want to use this method to let them know that you have signed a contract with them."
"Okay, let's authorize them to broadcast live simultaneously. I have no intention of signing with other platforms."
"Okay, about half an hour or so, your live broadcast room will be directly connected to twitch overseas. But there will be no publicity. They will promote you after signing the contract."
"I see."
Without the signing documents in black and white, they will definitely not waste publicity expenses.
Twenty minutes later, the plane was full.
The flight attendants began to broadcast the pre-flight speech.
Chen Yang took out the blindfold: "The plane will fly for two and a half hours. There are no mountains here, and there is nothing to show. I will rest for a while."
After speaking, he put on the blindfold and fell asleep.
On the way, a tall blond flight attendant came to deliver food and drinks.
When we first took off, there were still some passengers chatting.
Later, the sound gradually disappeared, and everyone rested.
in sleep.
Chen Yang dreamed that he was riding a bicycle, and then he stepped on the air, and woke up suddenly.
"ah!"
"It's about to crash!"
"Help!"
As soon as he opened his eyes, there were noisy and panicked shouts filling his ears.
Lifting the blindfold, Chen Yang saw the chaos in the cabin.
what's going on?
At this time, I heard the stewardess' voice: "Everyone, don't panic. The reason why the plane fell is not the plane's problem. It's just that the captain fell asleep after drinking too much."
"..." Chen Yang's face twitched wildly, did the captain drink too much?
So this is still good news?
What the hell, such a big prize, I can win it myself!
Sure enough, this group of morons are the most unreliable.
"Flying a plane and drinking alcohol, is there something wrong with your captain?"
"Isn't there still a co-pilot? Let the co-pilot drive!"
Passengers yelled.
The plane was still falling fast.
The intense weightlessness made them turn pale with fright.
The stewardess said: "The co-pilot also drank too much."
Everyone immediately despaired.
The cabin fell into a brief, deathly silence.
Someone said: "Turn on autopilot!"
The stewardess said: "The captain probably forgot."
"Then let him turn on autopilot!"
"The captain is asleep."
"None of you can fly a plane?"
"No, the cockpit door is locked and we can't get in."
Seems to be stuck in an endless loop.
There was an air of despair in the cabin. .