darknovel Chapter 145: The King Of Abstraction Is This A Cosplay Scarecrow? (Please Customize!)
Chapter 145: The King Of Abstraction Is This A Cosplay Scarecrow? (Please Customize!)
The next day, Yu Yingzhe didn't wake up slowly until the sun was high!
It's such a fun time when you don't have to go to work!
Yu Yingzhe stretched, washed up, and stood in front of the window, watching the people coming and going under the window.
Everyone looks very hurried, and their expressions are also very tense!
Seeing this scene, Yu Yingzhe felt a little emotional!
If his system is not activated, he is still an ordinary person.
Maybe, there is a figure of myself in the mighty crowd at my feet!
Thinking of the 996 and 007 that he had experienced before, Yu Yingzhe felt much more comfortable.
Although the dog system is wicked, it did change his life.
Yu Yingzhe picked up the cup, took a sip of water, and after taking a sip of water, a cool feeling flowed through the limbs and body.
Yu Yingzhe had just woken up, and that faint feeling disappeared in an instant!
Yu Yingzhe took one last look at the commuting crowd outside the balcony, then turned and went back to the living room.
Yu Yingzhe sat down slowly, took out her mobile phone, and opened the live broadcast room.
Although it is morning, it is not the time when the audience likes to watch the live broadcast.
But in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room, there are still many sand sculpture netizens chatting!
"Why isn't there a live broadcast today?"
"It's a bit late!"
"Come on!"
"Do not miss passing through!"
"I guess Abstract King will start live at 2:30 pm today!"
"I guess three o'clock in the afternoon!"
"I guess four o'clock, plug your virginity!"
"I'll bet on it right away, does anyone want to bet with me? I have 20,000 Happy Beans here!"
The sand sculpture audience in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room is always so different!
Seeing that the live broadcast room opened later than usual today, they were in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room, and began to guess when Yu Yingzhe would start the live broadcast!
Of course, some netizens began to speculate on the reason why Du Yingzhe's live broadcast was so late today.
"I guess the Emperor of Abstraction must be holding back some big moves today!"
"Absolutely have a life against the sky!"
"I think so too!" 420
Yu Yingzhe was expressionless.
No, I really overslept today.
The barrage is still constantly swiping the screen.
"Too naive, I think, the iron pestle must have been ground into a needle last night!"
"That's right, it must be the noon of the hoeing day!"
"Last night the westerly wind withered the green trees!"
"Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, the vice leaves are red in February flowers!"
"Fuck, you guys are really a bunch of prostitutes!"
"I really hope that there is a King Kong Barbie who can accept the abstract king!"
Seeing this comment, the corner of Yu Yingzhe's mouth twitched slightly!
What abstract audiences are these!
One by one drives faster than anyone else, and one by one has rebellious brains!
Yu Yingzhe looked at the loyal fans who were constantly interacting in the live broadcast room.
Their bet is often the Joy Beans.
Some people bet on when Yu Yingzhe will have a date!
Some people bet on when Yu Yingzhe will get married!
certainly.
More sand sculpture viewers, their focus is still very unified!
"Today! What new life does the Abstract King have to entertain everyone?
"I've been watching the live broadcast of the Emperor of Abstraction! I don't watch it for a day! I feel uncomfortable all over!"
At this time, in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room, a cute new trumpet posted a barrage.
"I've played ten carnivals, please start broadcasting immediately!"
After finishing speaking, Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room was directly swiped by ten piles of carnivals.
"The number one handsome man in the village: I'm sorry, I just wanted to reward ten carnivals, but I accidentally swiped a hundred carnivals, so can someone help me with the abstract king? I don't see him now, I think I It hurts all over!"
Pretentious!
Chi Guoguo's pretense!
Seeing the barrage of the most handsome guy in the village, what did the netizens realize!
This is the king of stalking!
After a moment of silence, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room began to kneel and lick!
"Damn it, where is this big boss, what a face!"
"Your Yida!"
"???"
"Expert!"
"I didn't react for a while? What's the matter, let me elaborate."
"Another boss (aebf), do real bosses appear in cute vests these days?"
"@村里第一叔, Abstraction Great Emperor is a very standard laborer's work and rest, the daily working hours are very fixed, if you say it will be broadcast, it will be broadcast, it is absolutely impossible to ink!"
"In addition, he already has nearly ten million fans, so he probably doesn't care about your 20,000 yuan, why don't you give it to me."
Seeing the number one handsome guy in the village giving a reward to Yu Yingzhe, there were die-hard fans who knew Yu Yingzhe's temper, and immediately posted barrage in the live broadcast room.
Because Yu Yingzhe has never set the house management according to the amount of rewards.
As for why?
lazy!
So in his live broadcast room, there is no such thing as relying on his own money to silence and kick people everywhere with a room manager.
Therefore, in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room, almost all the audience are happy people, pure sand sculptures.
This is why Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room, even if there is no room management, is not as chaotic as other live broadcast rooms.
You never know, if you spray these sand sculpture netizens, in their ears, whether you are praising them.
Seeing someone dissuading him, the first handsome Murakami responded immediately.
"It doesn't matter, there is too much money, a million overflow?!"
Murakami's first handsome man has a simple sentence, and his domineering side leaks!
"What the hell?"
"It seems that the handsomest guy in Murakami is very rich! Where did he come from, what the hell?"
"Can you take care of me?"
"Master Murakami, I'm Teacher Chen, I'm in LA, I met a bunch of very bad people, transfer 300 yuan via WeChat, I salute you!"
"I can be 0 or 1! I am the strongest in fencing at midnight! You can be handsome and invincible when you advance, and you can be light and soft when you retreat. Please take care of me!"
"Emperor Murakami, you can wait until the anchor is online, and the abstract emperor has a few regular bosses, you can fight them! The gods are at dusk again!"
"It's been a while since I came to Shenhao, was it Grandma Liu last time?"
"Today's live broadcast room must be a bloodbath!"
"It is strongly recommended to kill on the gift list, become the number one on the list, and prove the truth against the sky!
"Of course, the suggestion is to reward Happy Beans!"
"The number one guy in Murakami:..."
so!
soon!
In Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room!
Once again, countless sports car super fire carnivals appeared, and it took several minutes to end!
The first guy in Murakami just finished giving out gifts, and in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room, a sand sculpture netizen immediately posted a barrage!
"Taiku, the number one handsome guy in Murakami, with so many gifts, is about to break the record in the live broadcast room of Abstract King!"
The first handsome Murakami bought 600,000 gifts, and he was going to stop immediately.
But when he saw this cute new message, his heart moved slightly!
then!
The first guy in Murakami directly brushed another 20 rounds of carnivals!
After thinking about it, the first handsome Murakami posted another barrage.
"The main reason for coming to Abstract Emperor's live broadcast room is to be happy. I like the atmosphere here very much. I don't care about breaking records."
The first handsome Murakami said it simply, but in less than half an hour, he swiped a small one million in Qian Yingzhe's live broadcast room.
"Come back when the broadcast starts, slip away first."
After saying these words, the first handsome Murakami directly exited the live broadcast room.
Yu Yingzhe looked at the barrage of sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room with a strange expression.
These sand sculpture netizens are still crazily bragging about the number one handsome Murakami.
But as far as Yu Yingzhe knows, one hundred carnivals, together with the following gifts, won't make these sand sculpture netizens kneel and lick like this, right?
After all, they have witnessed countless times of Ragnarok!
Suddenly, Yu Yingzhe realized the sinister intentions of sand sculpture netizens!
These sand sculpture netizens are holding back their bad intentions to deceive other local tyrants in Murakami!
The reason why he continues to kneel and lick Murakami's local tycoon now is also very simple!
Murakami's local tyrant obviously loves to pretend.
It seems that he left the live broadcast room calmly, but in fact, it is very likely to set up a trumpet to come over to peep!
Sand Sculpture Netizens understand that human nature is playing!
"well……………"
Yu Yingzhe shook his head and turned on the system. Look at today's system tasks.
Suddenly, the system panel appeared!
[Today's live broadcast task: sell blind boxes at the entrance of the elementary school! 】
[Reminder: This task must be broadcast live, and the host must guarantee to the pupils that they will win the prize 100% before the pupils open the blind box!]
[The more contrasting the task process, the richer the reward the host will get, if there is no contrast point, there will be no reward!】
"Um?"
Seeing today's system tasks, Ying Zhe was a little confused.
Normal task??
The previous tasks were all directly given by the system, and Yu Yingzhe would do them.
but now...……
The system actually gave such a task?
Go to primary school to put blind box?
Do you still want to guarantee that elementary school students will win 100% of the lottery?
Since everyone can win 100% of the lottery!
How can he do the contrast?
When seeing this task for the first time, Yu Yingzhe was a little confused!
quickly!
A flash of light flashed in Yu Yingzhe's mind!
He has a way!
"Fuck!"
Yu Yingzhe had a weird face, and said to himself: "I must have been infected by the dog system, how could I think of playing so against the heavens?"
After hesitating for a moment, Ying Zhe decided to give it a try!
These primary school students are the future flowers of the motherland.
In order for them to grow stronger!
Yu Yingzhe decided to give them a big surprise!
He needs to prepare some special blind boxes first!
this task!
He Yu Yingzhe already has an idea!
Thinking of what she was about to prepare, Yu Yingzhe's scalp tingled.
It's too bad!
Is the abstraction of this dog system contagious?
After having a thought in his mind, Yu Yingzhe didn't stay in the ink, and directly opened the door and went downstairs.
After going downstairs, Yu Yingzhe went to the aunt who set up a stall near the community, bought two meat buns, and after eating them, she drank a bowl of soy milk.
After solving his food problem, Yu Yingzhe took a taxi directly to buy the blind box and blind box prizes he needed.
After getting all the blind boxes and blind box prizes ready, Yu Yingzhe first changed the title of the live broadcast room!
【Today, the live broadcast will place a blind box at the entrance of the primary school!】
After doing all this, Ying Ku took a deep breath.
His stall was placed in front of the elementary school.
The time was also chosen just right, at 4:30 in the afternoon, which happened to be the time for primary school students to leave school.
At this time, many elementary school students will pass by my stall!
They will definitely see the blind box they have prepared, and when the time comes, they will definitely be able to complete the task given by the system!
Yu Yingzhe at the primary school gate
After setting up a small stall, I sat down and began to wait for the elementary school students to leave school.
Seeing Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast, countless netizens immediately poured into Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room!
"Good afternoon, Emperor Abstraction!"
"Go up!!"
"Well, let me check the time, it's almost four thirty in the afternoon!"
"Good guy, 20,000 square joys are with me!"
"I knew that Emperor Abstraction would not start the live broadcast too early!"
"Huh? What is the abstract emperor doing today?"
"What shape is this? Very 6+1?"
"The anchor is cosplaying a scarecrow?"
The focus of sand sculpture netizens is always so different!
Yu Yingzhe glanced at the message in the live broadcast room, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he chose to ignore it.
What a scarecrow!
How is the peddler?
Hawker!
When sand sculpture netizens saw that Yu Yingzhe was wearing a yellow-brown straw hat on his head, a red T-shirt on his upper body, loose shorts on his lower body, and a pair of
When wearing sandals and slippers, I burst out laughing.
At this time, sand sculpture netizens noticed that in front of Yu Yingzhe, there were neatly placed blind boxes.
Behind the blind box, there are many toys!
What toy tanks, toy water guns, yo-yos, Barbie dolls, Ultraman...
It can be said that every toy is a favorite of elementary school students!
The netizens in his live broadcast room were surprised.
What is this for?
After glancing at the title of the live broadcast room, the sand sculpture netizens were even more confused!
What the hell?
Sell blind boxes?
(ps: Asking for flowers! Asking for evaluation! Asking for collection! Asking for monthly pass! Asking for customization! Brothers! Ask for support!!!).