darknovel Chapter 134
Chapter 134
Chapter 134 Landia’s Weeping Battle (Part 1)
“The funeral is also very particular. First of all, you have to look at the performance of the funeral just like you, and then choose a reasonable way to get their favor based on their performance.” Tina didn’t know when she had already put on a pair of glasses.
She pushed her glasses, “I want to ask you first, when you come to the funeral place, you find that the relatives around you you are going to worship are all face-down, and all of them are intrigues. Look, what do you do now?”
Randia smiled slightly, “Then I must have rushed up and howled and cried… Ouch! Why are you hitting me again?”
Tina pointed to Randia’s nose, “It’s too low in technology. In this case, do you still cry? I met, said you came to mourn and didn’t know, and thought you came to recognize your father to share the money, so In this situation, we must not cry, we can only hide away, let’s abandon this plan.”
“Next is the second possibility. If you get there and find that those relatives are thundering but not raining one by one, and the crying voice is loud and scary, but you don’t see the tears streaming down, then what do you do?” Tina asked again Asked the second question.
Randia touched the two bags on his head, “Isn’t it easy? Anyway, they cry loudly, I cry louder than them, right?…Ouch!!”
Tina poked her finger directly on Landia’s face, “Damn it! Can you not just think of crying, they cry so exaggeratedly, it is fake, you are more fake than them, everyone thinks you are the opponent please Here comes the trust!! It is too late to scold you in my heart, and who will be moved by your mourning! In this situation, it is still a word-flashing!!!”
“Finally, there is the third possibility, that is, when everyone is crying around his body and the true feelings are revealed, what do you do?”
“I see, I must rush up to cry more miserably than they cry, more tragic than they cry, and more devoted than they cry.” Landia was serious.
Tina pushed down the glasses on her nose and patted Landia on the shoulder. “Yes, it is the one I like. It seems that you are the actor this year, wow hahaha~~”
Two hours later, Tina and the others came to the tribe of Barto. The tribe’s architectural style resembled a cottage, and its size was much larger than that of a cottage.
As soon as Tina arrived at the door, the three of them were stopped by the guards, and a majestic voice came out, “Who? This is the tribe of Chief Barto. If you are not invited, leave as soon as possible, otherwise, kill!”
This is the first time Tina has seen a Fowles soldier, who is at least two meters tall and has the same muscles as Schwarzenegger in her previous life. She has white hair, brown eyes, and a murderous look on her face. If only one person is like this, it would be a little scary to stand at the door with more than 20 people like this.
Although the weapons they were holding were very shabby and they were only wrapped in leather clothes, Tina knew that the height and muscles alone could beat the monkey-like regular Gremani troops who were less than 1.7 meters thin. North.
“Good afternoon everyone, this Mr. Landia is here to see Chief Barto.” Tina said lightly.Obviously, the Fowles can fight but their heads are not good. They discussed for a while on the stockade but didn’t know how to solve it at all.
Tina secretly turned her face to Randia and whispered, “Don’t worry, their wisdom will not be much smarter than you in the previous life!”
The voice from upstairs came, “The chief is attending Lord Barre’s funeral. Wait a moment.”
“Cut~ It seems that I still underestimate their wisdom.” Tina said sadly, “Master Barre died! We are all his friends. Please be sure to let us also attend his funeral.” She quietly made a V gesture to Dean.
Sure enough, several people upstairs discussed and decided to let Tina and the others in, but their weapons must be confiscated.
Dean calmly handed the weapon to the Fowles, but Randia was not calm, and said as he walked into the gate, “Tina, my eyelids are always jumping, will there be any situation? It happened!”
Tina waved her hand and said indifferently, “Anna, ana~ you just have to prepare the lines I taught you yesterday, and then go up to be the actor.”
The Fowles brought the three of them to a square. Tina saw a dead man lying on the highest platform in the square, and beside the dead man stood a big beard with a beard and a firm look in his eyes.
Probe! ! Barto, a professional senior fighter, level 0.
Tina thought depressed, “Hey~ it’s also a high-level profession, and the level is so high. It seems that if Landia fails this time, it will be really hard to go back without killing all the people in this village.”
There were a lot of people around the square, men and women. It seemed that they were all coming to attend the funeral. Tina was surprised to find that although the men of Fowles were strong, the women were quite slim and charming in appearance.
Landia was dumbfounded at this time, weird! There are so many savages, the number is in the thousands, if you fail for a while, isn’t it that there is no bones left… Randia thought about this, and his legs began to weaken.
Looking at all the Fowles, they were crying, and each of them was in tears, and Tina knew that this time was an opportunity.
Tina patted Landia, who was shaking her legs. “Actor, act according to the third plan.”
“The actor, your sister! Don’t… don’t bark, and you let me act? Look at this, there are at least hundreds of savages, you still let me go on stage and cry? And come on, we’ll die long ago when you find me from the crowd.” Randia pointed to Tina’s nose and said.
Tina hugged Landia’s shoulders. “Don’t worry, I took a look. They are really sad. Look at the tearful masses, and then look at Master Barto on that platform, you See what’s in his eyes?”
“There is… Killing… Annoyance!!”
“So you found out too, yes, that is indeed the sad tears when you lost Little Brother!!
“Hey! Did you hear what I’m talking about!”
Tina completely ignored Randia’s complaints, and just said to herself, “At this time, he needs a good person like you to become another Little Brother in his heart, let’s go~~young~~ ~For Barto, to own the future, and even more for me to make a lot of money in Falls in the future! Go forward bravely!”
“The one at the back… so that you can make a lot of money in Falls in the future, what’s the matter!”
Although Tina said a lot, Randia just didn’t want to move.
Tina squinted at Randia. “Are you going?
Landia: No!
Tina: Really not going?
Landia: I can’t live or die.
Tina gave a thumbs up “Sure enough!”
Tina suddenly changed her smile. She turned to Dean and said, “Big Brother, as I said just now, it is this Randia Young Master who is coming to Chief Barto. We are all unrelated personnel. Let them talk slowly, let’s go back to town first.”
“Tina~~I was wrong~~ I will go now! This is the head office!!!” Landia now finally knows that he has been overshadowed by the double ponytail again, and he walked toward the center of the square with a sad expression on his face, but It didn’t take long for him to come back again.
“Why? I’m over crying so soon?” Tina teased.
Randia wore a bitter face, “I found a big problem, I can’t cry…”
“Damn~ I knew you couldn’t do it. Fortunately, I was prepared.” Tina took out a small bottle like spray from the inventory.
“what is this?”
“Dang~Dang~Dang~Dang~” Tina dubbed herself, “For the actor only, the highest technology product of the era…Tina brand tear-gas onion juice.”
“Onion juice is nothing but such a gorgeous prefix!!”
Tina handed the bottle of onion juice to Randia’s hand, “After a while you walk under the table and spray a little in your eyes, and you cry immediately, and then you ran up to read the lines. After you read the lines, you are the actor. !”
“Why do you always mention the actor!! I hate the actor the most now!!” Randia said bitterly and walked to the platform in the square.
Tina waved her hands and shouted, “Don’t forget to spray on both eyes~~”
Randia turned around and cursed, “Spray your sister!!”
Dean was kind of, “Tina, can a bottle of onion juice really make Randia cry so sad?”
Tina patted her breasts, her face was confident, “Tina produced, it must be a boutique!”
Randia walked under the stage with trembling legs. He had been brewing for a long time and didn’t have the feeling of crying, “Hey~ it seems that I should use that Lily girl’s thing, onion juice, it’s not what she thought of.” Lan Dia took out the small bottle and sprayed it twice in each of his eyes.
Barto looked at his already cold corpse of Little Brother, and looked at the countless relatives and friends of his tribe who had come to mourn in the stands. Although he wanted to cry, he still held back. He is the chief of this tribe and absolutely can’t act too much. Sad, that will only make the morale of the entire tribe even lower.
I remember that over the years, more and more Falls warriors like his Little Brother have died. Although they have succeeded in revenge every time, the dead cannot survive. How can I deal with the Falls and Gray? The differences between the Mani people.
Just as Barto was thinking about these things, a voice made him… No, it should have shocked everyone in the square.
“Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah…” Randia rushed to the square in the square with a nose, and regardless of whether the dead person in front of him was dirty or not, he threw on it, howling. Burst into tears.
This terrible wailing suddenly caused all the people present to look at it, and the cry was even heard by Tina and Dean in the distance.
“Is it really useful to cry so loudly?” Dean didn’t believe it.
Tina put her arms around her chest with a treacherous smile, “Big Brother, you don’t often hear people crying so you don’t know. Landia is crying very well. Now he is truly committed. If his mother died, he would cry like this at most. .”