darknovel Chapter 146 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 13
Chapter 146 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 13
What to do with a shameless dead woman?
Poke her sore feet!
A sly light flashed in Xiao Yu'er's eyes, and he said teasingly, "Such a powerful brother Yulang, will you marry a woman or a man in the future?"
Xiao Yu'er thought that Jiang Yulang would jump up and down, but she had a calm face, her red lips inspired her and said, "Want to watch me play? It's a pity, I have thought about this problem a long time ago."
"Oh?" Xiao Yu'er raised her eyebrows and said, "Then what conclusion did you draw?"
Jiang Yulang said: "If I marry a woman, physically speaking, I will be in a lily relationship."
Xiao Yu'er said: "What is Lily Love?"
Jiang Yulang said: "Two beautiful and lovely women like lilies fall in love."
"..." Xiao Yu'er opened his mouth, hesitant to speak.
Jiang Yulang said: "What expression do you have, am I wrong?"
"No." Xiao Yuer shook his head, and said with his thumb: "What you said is very appropriate, vivid, vivid, and the picture has a strong impact. Brother Yulang, please ignore my existence and continue to say A deafening point of view."
Jiang Yulang said: "Now that I have become a woman, the best way to deal with it is naturally to marry a man, but this way."
Xiao Yu'er hurriedly said: "In this way, you are engaging in love with broken sleeves."
Jiang Yulang sadly said: "Yes, do you think I am miserable?"
It's miserable, it's utterly miserable.Xiao Yu'er looks at the beautiful and incomparable Princess Yulang with sympathy and pity. Although she has money, status, and rights, she is a woman with a man's heart and a man's heart, so she is worthy of love and affection.
"Think about something good." Xiao Yu'er patted his empty purse, and said, "You see, I'm poor, and I've been chased and killed by several groups of forces, but you not only got rid of that Jiang Biehe... An old, cunning, hypocritical bastard father, and became a princess of a country, living a life of rich clothes and fine food every day."
Jiang Yulang's lightly furrowed brows gradually loosened, "I feel much more comfortable after you say that. Xiao Yu'er, I need to ask you for something."
Jiang Yulang was in such a miserable situation, Xiao Yuer felt compassion, patted his chest, and said in a very loyal way: "We are friends, if there is anything I can help, as long as I can do it, Xiao Yuer, I must be obliged to do so."
Jiang Yulang's face was serious, as if he had finally made up his mind, he took a deep breath and said, "Give me a sleep once."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
What the hell are you talking about?
Xiao Yu'er swayed his body, he seemed to feel that there was a violent storm blowing him to and fro, and there were several thunderbolts covering his head, making his eyes stare.
Xiao Yu'er hugged herself tightly, and hopped to the corner like a little frog, her nimble and elegant eyes stared vigilantly at the handsome girl in front of her like a wolf, and asked, "What do you mean?"
Jiang Yulang couldn't help but said, "You don't understand what I mean, what are you doing so far away from me? Or are you asking knowingly?"
Xiao Yu'er would rather that he was a fool and didn't understand what she meant, and that he had bad ears and misheard her words.It's a pity that he wants to deceive himself and others, Jiang Yulang won't let him go.
Jiang Yulang wants to sleep with him?Do you really want to sleep, or just scare him?
After sharing the same bed for so long, he didn't realize at all that Jiang Yulang liked men.
As for not liking his style, Xiao Yu'er never thought about it, after all he is the most beautiful man in the world, but whoever likes a man, how could he let him go.
Just so confident!
In just a short moment, many thoughts flashed through Xiao Yu'er's mind, he looked up at the lazy and luxurious girl, and asked, "Do you really like men?"
Jiang Yulang said, "Can't you?"
Xiao Yu'er said: "Why didn't I see that you have this problem?"
Jiang Yulang pointed to his nose and gave serious criticism, "You bastard, you have a problem with your mind."
Xiao Yu'er, who was suddenly accused, said in a daze, "What's the problem?"
Jiang Yulang said: "There is something wrong with liking men. Love does not distinguish between genders. Your thinking is too narrow. Hurry up and apologize to me."
"I won't!" Xiao Yu'er raised her head, refusing to admit her mistake and said, "I don't care about others, I don't care whether you like men or women, but you shouldn't, you shouldn't, you should Don't like me."
Jiang Yulang said, "I don't like you."
Xiao Yu'er sneered, "You don't like me, but you still want to sleep?"
Jiang Yulang said in a particularly scumbag manner: "I just want to just sleep. Men, all have flirts, just like a romantic ghost who likes to visit brothels. When he sees a beautiful girl, his heart itch..."
Xiao Yu'er's face became darker and darker, he gritted his teeth and said, "Good Jiang Yulang, what do you think of me, Xiao Yu'er? A girl in a brothel?"
Jiang Yulang said: "You are a man, you should be described as the young master of Nanfeng Pavilion."
"..." I became even angrier.Xiao Yu'er almost turned into a puffer fish, and looked at her coldly: "You belittle and insult me like this, and you still want to sleep with me, and live your big dream!"
Jiang Yulang said in a negotiating tone: "You are here to avoid being hunted down, you must pay some rent."
Xiao Yu'er said: "I'm not selling myself, I can serve you tea and water, chat and play with you, but I don't want to."
Jiang Yulang began to coerce and lure: "I have many treasures in my storeroom. If you agree, I will give you some treasures you like."
Xiao Yu'er's heart was moved, and his eyes sparkled.
No, little fish, you can't be knocked down by sugar-coated bullets!
The price you paid is too high, and you, who are weak and weak, cannot bear it.
Xiao Yuer quickly suppressed the eagerness to move in his heart, tried his best to keep his mind calm, and said: "My little Yuer regards money as dung."
Jiang Yulang said, "That's fine."
Xiao Yu'er wondered in his heart: "It's so easy to let me go, are you holding back some big moves?"
"Don't worry too much." Jiang Yulang said, "I don't like forcing others to make things difficult for me. If you don't want to, many people will."
That's right, Jiang Yulang is not only beautiful, but also a princess. If she falls in love with a man, she can just hook her fingers casually, and the man will stick to him in a nonchalant manner.It's not like him, he's been hunted down all over the world, even if he wants to fall in love, he doesn't have the time.
Youdao means that different people have different fates, a few months ago they were brothers and sisters, but now their status is very different, Xiao Yu'er is not very happy, he feels that he is so miserable.
What was even more agonizing was that the friend who had shared the joys and sorrows actually wanted to sleep with him, and even threatened and lured him, but failed...and gave up easily!
He Xiaoyu doesn't want to lose face!
Xiao Yu'er said unhappily: "I don't know who are the brothers you are looking at? Tell me, let me open my eyes."
Jiang Yulang looked at the boy's eccentric look, and looked at it funny, and said deliberately: "Are you enjoying yourself?"
It's not that Xiao Yu'er has broken sleeves, and he doesn't like Jiang Yulang either, I don't agree with this statement.
"I'm not broken sleeves, what kind of food do I eat. As a friend, I care about you, so I will take care of you with good intentions! Maybe I can give you some advice."
Jiang Yulang said, "Hua Wuque."
"What?" Xiao Yu'er didn't react for a while.
Jiang Yulang said, "I said, I have a crush on Hua Wuque."
Xiao Yu'er has a toothache expression, if he can't sleep well, he will sleep with his brother, Jiang Yulang has a good idea!It is similar to the brother-in-law/father/adopted father/godfather who will marry a boyfriend if he can't get a boyfriend.
Xiao Yu'er doesn't want Jiang Yulang to be his male sister-in-law, thinking about the scene makes him vomit blood, he has to persuade Jiang Yulang to give up this terrible idea.
"Didn't you say you don't like Hua Wuque?"
"Who said I don't like Hua Wuque, I don't like your character."
Xiao Yuer stared at her with dead eyes, and said: "Hua Wuque has someone he likes, he won't like you, give up."
Jiang Yulang said: "You mean Tie Xinlan?"
Xiao Yu'er curled her lips, but said nothing.
Jiang Yulang's eyes rolled, and his eyebrows curved: "We are good brothers who share weal and woe. I also miss you if there is any benefit. It is also beneficial to you if I snatch Hua Wuque away."
Xiao Yu'er said: "What's the benefit?"
Jiang Yulang said: "I snatched Hua Wuque, and you took advantage of it to get in and take care of Tie Xinlan. We have a clear division of labor and help each other, how wonderful!"
Xiao Yuer: "..."
This guy is well versed in how to seduce people's hearts, he almost tricked him into agreeing!
With his hands on his hips, Xiao Yu'er refused ten-fold, "I don't want you to be my sister-in-law."
Jiang Yulang said: "If it's not right, then it's not right, I'll just sleep with your brother, and it's over."
The corner of Xiao Yu'er's mouth twitched: "Can you have some face?"
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "Do I have that kind of virtue?"
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Xiao Yu'er said again: "Don't dream, it is impossible for Hua Wuque to like you. Once someone like him falls in love with someone, it will be a matter of a lifetime."
Jiang Yulang pondered for a while, then asked, "Is Hua Wuque a very responsible person?"
Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, and said affirmatively, "He is."
"That's easy." Jiang Yulang clapped his hands together and said, "When I cook rice with him, he will have a sense of responsibility and want to take responsibility for me. Then we will marry me first and then fall in love with me. In this way, my relationship with him will naturally become clear."
"How do you and him make cooked rice with uncooked rice?"
Xiao Yuer was very curious.In his view, this is a difficult thing.
But Jiang Yulang said: "There are many ways, such as giving him colorless and tasteless medicine, such as catching Tie Xinlan, forcing him to be with me with the woman he likes, such as waiting for my martial arts to surpass him, you can have a period of forced love , such as...such as..."
"..." Xiao Yu'er was dumbfounded, "In order to get Hua Wuque, you really did everything."
Jiang Yulang smiled slightly and said, "It's easy to talk about."
Seeing her shy smile, Xiao Yu'er shivered inexplicably.
Although he was dissatisfied with Hua Wuque's various complaints, but the other party was his brother, Xiao Yu'er couldn't just watch him fall into Jiang Yulang's clutches and remain indifferent, so he put on a nonchalant expression and said, "Forget it, I don't like Tie Xinlan that much either."
Jiang Yulang said: "She is your first love, your Bai Yueguang, handing her over to Hua Wuque, are you willing?"
There must be some dissatisfaction, but I can't tell you.
Xiao Yu'er pretended to be coquettish and said: "There is nothing to be reconciled to, I, Xiao Yu'er, will not give up the whole garden for one flower."
Jiang Yulang said: "But I am willing to give up the whole forest for Hua Wuque."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Xiao Yu'er looked puzzled: "Hua Wuque is my own brother, so you can't let him live for my sake?"
Jiang Yulang said in displeasure, "You mean staying with me is a dead end?"
"What is it if it's not a dead end?" Xiao Yu'er said, "You forced Hua Wuque to rape you, and he's not ashamed and angry."
"Am I that bad?" Jiang Yulang touched his smooth and jade-like face, and said, "Am I not as beautiful as Tie Xinlan, or am I not as good-looking as her? Hua Wuque can like Tie Xinlan, why can't she like me?"
Xiao Yu'er analyzed from an objective point of view: "You all have different looks and personalities. She is gentle and you are insidious."
Jiang Yulang glared at him and said, "You compare her strengths with my weaknesses, are you still a person? Can't you be fair and impartial and talk about my strengths?"
Xiao Yu'er said: "It's hard for me."
Jiang Yulang slapped the table and said angrily, "I'll be your sister-in-law."
Xiao Yu'er was shocked and said: "Calm down, you have something to say, don't be impulsive."
"I can't calm down." Jiang Yulang covered his head, as if he was furious.
Xiao Yu'er persuaded: "There are so many men in the world, why are you staring at Hua Wuque?"
Jiang Yulang said: "Because Hua Wuque is the most beautiful man in the world, and I like beautiful men."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Very good and powerful, Xiao Yuer convinced.
Jiang Yulang suddenly said again: "Actually, you are also very good-looking, just a little worse than Hua Wuque. If you don't want me to be your sister-in-law, you can take Hua Wuque's place."
Xiao Yu'er said blankly, "Oh, so I'm Hua Wuque's substitute."
Jiang Yulang said: "Am I the kind of dog man who likes to play stand-in?"
Xiao Yu'er snorted coldly: "You are not, but you don't want to play with me!"
In short, it's a good idea to sleep with him, little fish!
He, Xiao Yuer, is a pure and handsome man, so he can sleep with anything he wants!
Jiang Yulang was very puzzled: "I'm so good-looking, and you won't suffer when you're with me. If you're another man, you don't take advantage of the advantages, you bastard. Why are you different from them?"
Xiao Yu'er counted her strengths in detail, "I have integrity, I have a bottom line, and I am not superficial."
Jiang Yulang pulled his lips and smiled, "Isn't it because you know I'm not a real woman and feel awkward?"
Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes and said: "Xiaokou Mimi is not the same beautiful, do you think I am attracted to her?"
Not only was he unmoved, he even watched her drown.
Jiang Yulang stared at Xiao Yu'er with blank eyes for a long time, but his scalp was numb, he couldn't help jumping, and then said: "When my martial arts surpasses yours, then..."
Xiao Yu'er's clever head turned quickly, and said, "Just force love?"
Jiang Yulang smiled charmingly, and said meaningfully: "Baby Xiaoyu understands it very well."
Xiao Yu'er said: "That's because you told me the story of the domineering prince and the pretty princess!"
Jiang Yulang said: "Then you and I can truly interpret the story of a domineering princess and a pretty son-in-law."
Xiao Yu'er: "..." Haha, fuck you.
All day long, Xiao Yu'er was frightened, afraid that Jiang Yulang would stretch out his claws on him.
Oh, you said Jiang Yulang prefers Hua Wuque?
Far water cannot save near fire, Hua Wuque is thousands of miles away, and his little fish is right in front of him, if something irreversible happens, he will definitely bear the brunt of it!
[Host, are you really planning to attack the hero? 】
Jiang Yulang thought of the frightened little white rabbit, like a boy who was about to hide in a hole when he heard something, and said with a chuckle: [I didn’t have it at first, but now I can think about it. 】
At the same time, Xiao Yuer sneezed.He rubbed his nose and said frowningly, "Jiang Yulang must be plotting against me. No, I have to find a safe place to sleep tonight, so as not to be attacked by her at night."
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