Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Chapter 145 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 12

"You will enjoy it." Xiao Yu'er leaned against each other comfortably, broke a banana from the fruit plate, peeled the skin, and ate slowly.

Jiang Yulang teased: "Now you don't mind that men and women can't understand each other?"

Xiao Yuer asked a question: "Are you a woman?"

Jiang Yulang winked at him, "Do you want to verify it?"

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Brother dei, you are such a rascal.

"I have something to tell you." Xiao Yu'er looked around, and the meaning was obvious.

Jiang Yulang waved his hands winkingly for the servants to leave the room.

After eating the banana, Xiao Yuer moved his hand, and the banana peel fell into the trash can.He clapped his hands and said, "Jiang Yulang, what are you doing pretending to be dead, causing me..."

Jiang Yulang said, "What are you?"

Xiao Yu'er said in a deep voice, "Two drops of crocodile tears were shed."

Jiang Yulang: "..."

Jiang Yulang once said this sentence to Xiao Yu'er, but now the other party has learned and used it flexibly, and she is so overwhelmed that she can't speak.

Jiang Yulang pointed at the door, and said emotionally, "You go."

Xiao Yu'er didn't move, the old god was saying: "It's easier to ask God than to send God away."

Jiang Yulang said: "I don't have the leisure to ask you to come over and cause trouble for me. If you find someone who comes uninvited, please be self-aware."

Xiao Yu'er looked at her with the eyes of a heartless person, trying to arouse her conscience, and said: "Have you forgotten the good times when we were together day and night, shared joys and sorrows, slept together in the same bed, and shared weal and woe a few months ago? "

Jiang Yulang said, "Do you know that I have changed my name?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Yulang and Yulang don't sound alike."

Jiang Yulang shook his head and said, "Yulang is a title, I will change my name to Jiang Yuyan."

The corner of Xiao Yu'er's mouth twitched, and he said, "It's strange that you know how to come up with a name."

Jiang Yulang said modestly, "It's okay."

Xiao Yu'er remembered that the people in the rivers and lakes who chatted did say this, but...

Xiao Yu'er said, "Isn't your name Jiang Yuyan?"

Jiang Yulang's face darkened, and he said helplessly, "Your Majesty heard it wrong, what can I do? I have to make the mistake."

She didn't like the name Jiang Yuyan, and felt that once she got involved with this name, she would follow the old path of Jiang Yuyan in the TV series version.But Jiang Yulang is a waste of names, let her hate people, she can hate ten people, let her think of a name, she barely thinks of this beautiful and poetic name through homonyms in ten days.

But the old emperor was not only old-eyed and dim-sighted, but also his ears were not bright enough. When he summoned her, he asked her name, and she said it was Jiang Yuyan. I can accept this name aggrievedly.

Xiao Yu'er persuaded her to be relieved, saying: "It doesn't matter whether it is Yuyan or Yuyan, they are all pseudonyms, it doesn't matter which one they are called."

"But I'm not feeling well." Jiang Yulang narrowed his eyes and said, "Just because the other party is noble, he changed my name casually."

Xiao Yu'er felt that her mental state was approaching a dangerous level, "Are you holding back some bad tricks? He is the emperor, take it easy and be careful about dividing your head."

Jiang Yulang said: "I am a person who plans before acting. If I am not fully sure, I will not do stupid things."

Xiao Yu'er was even more worried.

Jiang Yulang didn't give him a chance to lecture at length, and asked, "How did you come to my residence?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Hearing the rumors about you as a folk princess, I was a little curious, so I came here to have a look, I didn't expect to find that you are still alive."

Jiang Yulang snorted and said, "You were hunted down and had nowhere to hide, so you came to me."

Xiao Yu'er felt embarrassed when the lie was exposed face to face, but instead she smiled and said: "There is a way that is hard to break, and you are doing this incorrectly. Also, at the beginning, I was really serious about the Princess Yulang in the mouth of the people. I'm curious, especially because the other party's name is the same as yours. And I have nowhere to go for the time being, so I just ran to your side to find out."

Jiang Yulang said, "Has the matter between you and Hua Wuque been resolved?"

Xiao Yu'er said angrily: "Don't mention it, that guy really pissed me off. He actually thinks that I'm intentionally alienating his relationship with the two aunts, trying to make him lose his mind, and take the opportunity to escape. I, Xiao Yu'er, are that kind of person." ?"

"You are." Jiang Yulang said with a smile after getting the boy's big eyes, "However, since he said such a call, it can be seen that he has doubts in his heart, and those words are just used to convince himself."

Xiao Yu'er said: "I hope so."

Jiang Yulang said, "What do you plan to do in the future?"

Xiao Yuer was sure of the apple in his mouth, turned his head to look at Jiang Yulang, and asked suspiciously: "Are you tactfully sending me away?"

Jiang Yulang said with a smile: "We are good friends. When a friend comes to the door, is it the way to treat guests away? You can live in my house with peace of mind, and stay as long as you want."

Xiao Yu'er squinted at her, and said with a smile: "You said that, so I'll stay cheeky."

Jiang Yulang paused, and said, "Shouldn't you refuse?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "There's no point being polite to someone like you."

Jiang Yulang said: "Then you go."

Xiao Yu'er pointed at her, "I knew you were being polite! I just won't leave!"

So, Xiao Yu'er lived in the princess mansion for a while.

***

Jiang Yulang was bored playing the game for an hour, then ran to the personal center to check his points, only to find an unread message.Click to open it, and it turns out to be a lucky draw for newcomers!

For this reason, with Xiao Yu'er's gaze of "you have something wrong", I shook his hand for a while, hoping for luck.

Xiao Yuer shook Jiang Yulang's hand for a long time, but he couldn't shake Jiang Yulang's hand. His scalp was numb and he said, "Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about me? Let me tell you, I, Xiao Yuer, have a bottom line, let me sell myself Seeking glory, I swear to the death."

Jiang Yulang let go of his hand, and said with black hair, "You think too much, I'm just rubbing your luck."

"I'm lucky?" Xiao Yu'er pointed at his nose and smiled.

"You think highly of me. As soon as I entered the rivers and lakes, I was chased and killed. From the beginning to now, I have never escaped the crisis of fleeing for my life. How lucky am I to be like this?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Under the pursuit of so many masters, you managed to turn danger into luck and escape, isn't that called luck?"

Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, and was persuaded by her, "Your way of looking at problems is very special."

"It's okay." Jiang Yulang smiled reservedly, spread his hands and said, "Pass me an apple."

Xiao Yu'er picked a big red apple and put it in her hand, watching her gnaw it sweetly, and said curiously: "Those glass, soap, and cowpox, how did you come up with it, I know you For so long, why haven't I seen that you still have talent in this area?"

Jiang Yulang said: "What do you mean by hiding something? I am that."

Xiao Yu'er secretly rolled his eyes.

Jiang Yulang said, "You can't easily see something like connotation."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and said, "Cut!"

With a movement of Jiang Yulang's little hand, the lottery system started to circle, and then stopped on a book of martial arts.

Jiang Yulang's eyes lit up, she had caught the male lead's luck.

When she saw the name of the martial arts secret book, she had a bad feeling in her heart, and saw six big characters "Shenlong Dajue Secret Code" written on the cover.

With trembling fingertips, she turned to the first page of "Shenlong Dajue Secret Code". What kind of illustration is that!

Glittering golden scales blind the dog's eyes, a pair of majestic and iconic dragon horns on the forehead, sharp and sharp golden nails that are not easy to offend, male hormones rushing towards the face, and a dangerous and charming demonic aura, The armor made of countless gold and silver treasures reveals a deep taste of money.

The Shenlong in the illustration is so burly and majestic, with such a cold and domineering expression.

However, the deep eyes that seemed to absorb the soul suppressed the deep affection, staring affectionately at the slender and beautiful young man in front of him.The two hugged affectionately in a hell-level difficult posture that was confusing and impossible to complete without practicing yoga.

Jiang Yulang: "..."

So scary!Thousands of emotions turned into a whoop!

What Jiang Yulang couldn't accept the most was that this "Shenlong Dajue Secret Code" was rated as S by the system!

You know, "Five Absolute Magical Skills" has only reached the A level.

Jiang Yulang explained the explanation below the first illustration with the spirit of reading comprehension for the college entrance examination. Sorry, forgive her for her ignorance and lack of knowledge, the world of single dogs is relatively simple, and she can't understand the technical terms of double cultivation cheats.

"Talking to you, why are you in a daze?"

Xiao Yu'er put one hand on Jiang Yulang's shoulder, motioning for her to recover.

Jiang Yulang squeezed out a smile and said, "You really want to know?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Seeing that you are smiling with malicious intentions, is it possible that there is some big move waiting for me?"

Jiang Yulang said, "Are you afraid?"

Xiao Yu'er crossed his arms and said arrogantly: "I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, just let the horse come here."

Jiang Yulang's eyes turned into crescent moons, "Then I won't be polite."

She pretended to take something out of her sleeve, and then put the "Secret Code of Shenlong Dajue" into Xiao Yu'er's hand.

"This is the magic secret book that is said to make you happy like a god, and if word is released in the world, everyone will fight for it."

Xiao Yu'er was surprised: "How does it compare to "Five Absolute Magical Skills"?"

Jiang Yulang said carefully: "In terms of martial arts spirituality, it is a level higher than "Five Absolutes"; in terms of happiness, it is not in "Five Absolutes"; in terms of cultivation, two people practice, double the feeling."

...what the hell?Did not understand.

Xiao Yu'er turned to the first page in a daze, and the smile on his face suddenly split.

In terms of painting style, the characters in the illustrations are very beautiful, people can't help but lick the screen after looking at them.But is this guy with dragon horns on his head a human or a demon?

Oh, no, it is the image of a dragon transformed into a human being.

But what is he doing with a man on his back?

Xiao Yu'er has never seen other people practicing yoga, but from this picture, he has a glimpse of the terrifying power of yoga, and turned to the second page with trembling fingers.

People on earth all know a truth, the reason why a dragon is a dragon is because of its sexuality.In order to breed offspring, cubs are being made for at least a few decades, and as many as hundreds or thousands of years.A person is born and dies of old age, and the dragon may still be struggling with headaches to kick the dragon cub.

Why do you have a headache?

Most dragons are passed down in one line, and many dragons may have only one successor in their lifetime.

The time limit of tens of years was too long, it frightened Xiao Yu'er and shattered his three views and common sense.What shocked him the most was that there were two dragons!

Xiao Yu'er closed the "Shenlong Dajue Secret Code" with a pale face, and his heart beat for a long time.

"How?" Jiang Yulang gloated, "What's the gain in knowledge? You don't look very good-looking, so you won't be frightened."

With complicated eyes, Xiao Yuer said, "You..."

Jiang Yulang said, "What am I?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "You are old and unscrupulous."

"This is slander!" Jiang Yulang said solemnly, "You are such a big man, and you haven't even read the album of Zong Er, how dare you say you are an adult?"

Xiao Yu'er said disapprovingly, "Where did this come from?"

"You don't even know if you tell me." Jiang Yulang put his hand on his cheek and said earnestly, "If I remember correctly, you already have it. Other men at your age have children who can run all over the place. Baby fish, you You should understand some profound truths so that you can grow up quickly.”

"........."

The corners of Xiao Yu'er's eyes twitched, and he turned to the first page, pointing to the divine dragon flying through the clouds and turning the clouds and rain, and said: "You are a human being, and he is a divine beast. Even if you know his truth well, you don't need it."

Jiang Yulang said: "Work hard, turn the years into days, it can still be done."

Decades = dozens of days, hundreds of years = hundreds of days?

"It's not that I look down on you." Xiao Yu'er said, "There is no such powerful man in the world!"

Jiang Yulang said: "I am not a man now, I am a woman."

Xiao Yu'er said: "So?"

Jiang Yulang said meaningfully: "As the saying goes, there are only exhausted cows and no plowed land. You can be useless as a man, but I am a woman with great abilities."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-1523:58:24~2021-07-1723:04:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!