darknovel Chapter 135 Don't Cut It Horizontally, It's Okay To Cut It Diagonally! ! (Please Customize
Chapter 135 Don't Cut It Horizontally, It's Okay To Cut It Diagonally! ! (Please Customize
The point is, when faced with this question from Yu Yingzhe, the owner of the fruit stand is really hard to refute for a while!
After all, I really didn't say that I couldn't cut horizontally.
But the question is which human would think of cutting bananas sideways?
"well.
Seeing that the fruit stall owner was so excited, Yu Yingzhe sighed, and stopped pushing, feeling that it would be impolite to prod him any longer.
So Yu Yingzhe thought for a while, and said: "The remaining half has no pulp, and there are banana handles, why not..."
"How about..." Yu Yingzhe tentatively asked, "Can you sell it to me cheaper?"
Hearing this, the owner of the fruit stall burst into tears!!!
Is this guy on a horse really human?
"Would you like to hear what you're saying??"
The fruit stand owner squeezed out a few words between his teeth.
Seeing that the owner of the fruit stand wanted to eat people, Yu Yingzhe no longer insisted, smiled sarcastically, and said: "I'm just kidding, don't get excited, then I'll buy them all.
After speaking, Yu Yingzhe took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code, and transferred the money directly.
Hearing the news of the payment, the fruit stand owner finally breathed a sigh of relief.
However, although a deal has been concluded, the fruit stand owner does not feel any joy in his heart!
Even the mood 573 is more uncomfortable than that of the old dog!
It's hard to earn money!!
The owner of the fruit stall felt that his whole outlook on life was about to be shattered just to earn a few dollars!
"Um?"
The fruit stand owner glanced at his mobile phone and found that he had received one hundred yuan!
At this time Yu Yingzhe also said: "Boss, I paid one hundred, bring me some more bananas, I will go back and study how to dry them.
"Success! Cut! Cut it hard! Cut it however you like, not to mention cutting it horizontally, it's okay to cut it diagonally!"
Hearing this, the fruit stand suddenly felt relieved.
After the fruit stall owner finished speaking, Yu Yingzhe's mind finally heard the sound of the task being completed!
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have completed today's live broadcast task!"
"The system rewards have been sent to the system background, please pay attention to check!"
Hearing the sound of the task being completed, Yu Yingzhe also breathed a sigh of relief.
The damn mission is finally done!
Soon, the owner of the fruit stall weighed a hundred yuan worth of bananas for Yu Yingzhe and handed them to Yu Yingzhe.
"Thank you boss, I will come again in the future.
After speaking, Yu Yingzhe turned around (aeag) and left with a big bag of bananas.
Passers-by in the whole fruit market watched Yu Yingzhe leave in silence.
On Yu Yingzhe, the radiance of wisdom shines like fireflies in the dark night!
At this time, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room finally recovered from the shock!
"Damn it!! It's outrageous, why would anyone feed on bananas?"
"I found that I'm still not abstract enough!"
"I actually thought that the abstract emperor Jiang Lang had exhausted his talents. I stepped on a horse and my face hurt!"
"It's completely out of the scope of human understanding!"
"Human? You are joking with gods and demons, even the top AI can't understand the thinking! It's too abstract!"
"This mentally retarded person said that he has already been convinced."
"The owner of the fruit stand is making money, but he is also crying!"
The bullet screens in the live broadcast room kept brushing, and the entire live broadcast room was almost completely occupied by dense bullet screens!
This time they were completely shocked.
For ordinary bananas, do you cut them from the middle?
This is no longer an operation that Wolongfengchu can think of!
So coquettish, too showy, too outrageous!
All the audience in the live broadcast room felt that their souls had been impacted!
At the same time, all the gods are not stingy about giving rewards, and they start to collect various gifts one after another!
After leaving the fruit market, Yu Yingzhe finally had time to glance at his phone.
"Thank you for the gifts from all the bosses. That's all for today's live broadcast. See you at the same time tomorrow!"
After thanking the die-hard fans on the gift list in the live broadcast room, Yu Yingzhe naturally turned off the live broadcast directly, adhering to the fine tradition of never working overtime.
In fact, anchors all have a broadcasting time required by the platform.
But Qian Yingzhe doesn't care about this at all!
He started broadcasting not to make money, but to get system rewards.
There are system rewards, why don’t you have money?
As long as there is enough wool in the system, there will definitely be a lot of money!
What's more, Yu Yingzhe can earn a lot of money just by the gifts from the fans in the live broadcast room, and he doesn't care about the salary given by the live broadcast platform.
Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast from today to now, in fact, the total time is not even an hour, and this still includes the time spent on the road.
And some well-known anchors, even if they broadcast from morning to night, they may not receive as many gifts as Ying Zhe started the broadcast for an hour!
It can be said that Yu Yingzhe is definitely a well-deserved top streamer in the live broadcasting industry, bar none!
Even surpassed many game anchors who have accumulated fans for ten years!
After turning off the live broadcast, Yu Yingzhe walked towards his home.
At the same time, Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast went viral on the Internet immediately!
This is actually completely basic.
Basically, every time Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast video is posted on the Internet, it can cause quite a stir, and it has even been on the trending searches several times!
And today, Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast was put on the Internet, which naturally sparked heated discussions among countless netizens!
"I was speechless for a while, it's too outrageous, buy half a banana, why would human beings think of cutting it horizontally?"
"I was already deeply shocked, is there any other live video of the anchor?"
"Yes, at the Qingzhu Abnormal Human Research Center, our experts at home and abroad are all studying the live video of the anchor!"
"Recently, the topic of artificial intelligence is extremely hot. I was a little worried about whether artificial intelligence would replace humans, but after seeing this video, I feel relieved."
"Hahahahahahaha, artificial intelligence needs logic, but abstraction has no logic!"
"Maybe one day in the future, AI will really replace all jobs that require logic, but abstraction will last forever!!"
"The Emperor of Abstraction, has he already started planning the future of mankind?"
As the video became more and more popular, a derivative topic became a hot search!
The title of the popular search is also very simple!
[Can artificial intelligence replace humans?]
You know, in the recent period, because of the birth of artificial intelligence, the whole world is discussing it, and many people have a sense of crisis because of it.
But this time, the most coquettish thing about this hot search is that there is a voting session!
One is that "artificial intelligence will replace humans."!
Another one is "artificial intelligence will not replace human beings, because human beings have the existence of abstract gods."!
Because of the second option, many people who were not interested in the live broadcast became interested in the abstract king, and began to look for Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room!
What's more, this topic is getting more and more popular, even going abroad!
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