darknovel Chapter 134 Am I Still Alive? How Did I See The Things In The Underworld? (Please Customize!)
Chapter 134 Am I Still Alive? How Did I See The Things In The Underworld? (Please Customize!)
Several occupants next to the fruit stand owner also inadvertently caught a glimpse of this scene.
The moment when I saw Yu Yingzhe raised the knife and cut the banana horizontally with the knife!
Like the fruit stand owner, they gasped, their eyes widened in disbelief, and they were all stunned!
They naturally heard all the conversation between Yu Yingzhe and the fruit stand owner just now.
So, when seeing Yu Yingzhe's operation.
They were really shocked, their brains went blank, and they looked at the knife in Yu Yingzhe's hand in horror!
What is this horse riding???
Not only them, but the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room are also dumbfounded!!!
"Fuck, what is he doing?!!!"
"He, he is actually dividing bananas!"
"Although he is indeed dividing the bananas, he is actually dividing them sideways!!!"
With the emergence of this barrage, the entire live broadcast room became silent!
Everyone in the live broadcast room felt their brains buzzing, as if they had been hit in the head, watching this scene in disbelief!!!
Then, the live broadcast room exploded directly!!!
"???"
"I was shocked when I stepped on the horse!"
"This is half of the purchase? You bought half of this??"
"Why, why did you come up with such a heaven-defying method? I just feel that the three views have been refreshed!"
"After all, I'm still not good enough! Damn it!!! Damn it!!!"
"However, I am uneducated, so I can walk around the world with a bang! Why would anyone think that dividing a banana into two halves is two halves horizontally?"
"Am I still alive? How did I see the stuff of the underworld?"
"Mom asked me why I watched the live broadcast on my knees!"
"I used to watch the abstract live broadcast, and I didn't know the mental state of those victims, but now I know!"
"My whole body is already numb! This is indescribable in terms of defying the sky!"
The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded at Yu Yingzhe's manipulation at the moment, and were dumbfounded on the spot!
They imagined countless situations!
For example, do you want to learn from Huaqiang to buy melons!
For example, is it going to be staged again, such as finding two fortune tellers to tell fortunes, and then let the two fortune tellers with different calculations confront each other on the spot?
Then they discovered that they were naive after all!
They are not abstract enough after all!
Yu Yingzhe's knife seems to be cutting on a banana, but it is actually cutting on everyone's heart!
It's too bad!
People are already torn apart!
Why would anyone think of buying half a banana and cutting it sideways?
And on the other side of the booth.
When Tiekouzi saw this scene, he was completely dumbfounded, as if he was frozen in place!
A pair of eyes are about to pop out of the eye sockets!
As a former victim, Tiekouzi is relatively more resistant.
However, when he saw Yu Yingzhe cutting a banana crosswise, he was still stupid!
He never dreamed of such a plot!
What is this?
what do i see???
Tie Kouzi couldn't help leaning forward a little in the direction of Ying Zhe, just to see more clearly!
No, or rather, he was questioning whether what he saw was real!
one second!
two seconds!
Three seconds!
Tiekouzi stared at the banana for a full three seconds, only to realize that he was indeed not dazzled!
It's not my fault, then...
It's the whole world that's gone wrong!!!
Tiekouzi was completely confused!
Does the universe have an end, and does time have a length?
Where did I come from, and where will I go when I die?
As a fortune teller, Tie Kouzi has already begun to think about the secrets of the universe!
At this time, Yu Yingzhe finally cut the banana in half horizontally from the middle, and the banana meat protruded from the banana skin.
Seeing this scene, the owner of the fruit stand finally returned to China as if he had just woken up from a dream!
Then, the owner of the fruit stall let out a scream as if he was being raped in bed!
"What are you doing!!wa!"
The scream of the fruit stand owner quickly attracted the attention of all passers-by in the whole fruit market!
All passers-by looked towards the fruit stand.
And when the passers-by saw the banana on the ground that was cut in half horizontally, they suddenly looked confused?
This is, what happened?
They didn't know the cause and effect, but in line with the principle that watching the excitement is not a big deal, they immediately walked over to the fruit stand, wanting to find out!
Yu Yingzhe heard the scream from the owner of the fruit stand, raised his head without blushing and heartbeat, and asked with a confused expression on his face, "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?!"
The fruit stall owner looked at the banana that had been cut in half and said, "What are you cutting?"
"Cut it in half?"
Yu Yingzhe said: "Didn't you say that you can only buy half of the bananas?"
"me……………"
After hearing Yu Yingzhe's words, the owner of the fruit stall was stunned. He wanted to refute, but he didn't know how to refute for a while!
yes!
I promised him that he could only buy half of the bananas!
He did cut half a banana for himself!
There seems to be no problem?
Could it be... I'm the one with the problem?
The owner of the fruit stall suddenly fell into the same situation as the iron hole!
This world is so crazy, the mice are all bridesmaids for cats, right?
And the passers-by at the side, after hearing the conversation between the fruit stand owner and Yu Yingzhe, finally understood what happened!
Suddenly, everyone's eyes changed!
Unbelievable, Shocking, and, Terrifying!
A big spectrum from Nima!
You buy a banana in half and you cut the banana from sideways???
Am I really still living in the human world?
At this moment, the owner of the fruit shop finally came to his senses, sorted out the logical relationship, took a few breaths, and shouted without tears: ~My ancestor! My brother! My grandpa! "
"I want you to split it in half! I want you to break it in half!"
"How can it be cut in half horizontally!!"
"You are my grandpa!!!"
"How can I sell it if you cut it like this!"
Speaking of the second half, the owner of the fruit shop burst into tears!
He has been running a fruit stand for so many years, but he has never seen a banana cut horizontally!
Today is considered a knife butt - open your eyes!
"You didn't say that!"
Yu Yingzhe also said with an innocent face at this time.
"me…………"
The owner of the fruit stand was short of breath, and said, "Do I need to say this?! Ah???"
"Don't you need it?"
"do you need?"
"Don't you need it?"
"do you need!"
The fruit stall owner was about to cry!
In fact, in the final analysis, this banana is only a matter of more than ten yuan, so there is no reason to be so emotional!
However, the owner of the fruit stand was completely confused by Yu Yingzhe's unnatural operation!
Some sand sculpture netizens have begun to doubt whether they are living in the world, not to mention the victim, the owner of the fruit stall!
Therefore, the mood of the fruit stand owner is directly in an extremely unstable state!
It's not a matter of money or not!
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